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greasing the seal

Post ejaculation of solo masturbation, said person takes their cum and rubs it inside and out of their asshole while making seal sounds.
"ARF! ARF! ARF! greasing the seal!"
by jimmy_chicken July 26, 2012
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Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
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real grease trap

To be very serious, with no alternatives. To say for real. No joke.
"Yo when my nigga come home, it's on "real grease trap".
by June of New Haven April 18, 2014
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kitchen grease

The act of putting your balls I someone else's jaws
Friend 1: did you commit kitchen grease?

Friend 2: absolutely
by breag August 6, 2021
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Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole on the back of the toilet.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle.

Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle.
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
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Grease

Sweet meth a great time passer when your not sleeping...cause your high, or usefull when doing everyday shit in a boring low population area , Yay!
Yo you got that grease. Hook, I got shit to do.

Or

Man you got some grease, I've been fiending all day!
by tweakedMind October 29, 2014
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slow grease

1. n. the name for both the substance and the moment at which you have realized that you have shit your pants, but it has yet to leak out of your anus to ruin your best underwear and your day.
Those chicken livers I had last night must have been bad because this morning when I dropped ass the ol slow grease dribbled out and ruined me favorite drawers.
by Doc Guitar November 6, 2014
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