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Jamie Talbot

Set all expectations horribly low. They are football obsessed and enjoy watching shitty ass films such as the "Kissing Booth" series "ironically" and "for the plot" when he is questioned on why he likes it.
You see that guy is SUCH a Jamie Talbot
by ComradeBritney November 3, 2021
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Jamie Glasco

My name is special ed and i'm a super-duper star
Ever other month i get a brand new car
Got twenty, that's plenty yet i still want more
Kinda fond of honda scooters got seventy four
I got the riches to fulfill my needs
Got land in the sand of the west indies
Even got a little island of my very own
I gotta frog a dog with a solid gold bone
An accountant to account the amount i spent
Gotta treaty with tahiti cuz i own a percent
Got gear out wear to everyday
Boutiques from france to the u.s.a.
Jamie Glasco’s the champion, chief one, won't lose until
she choose,
which she won't cuz she doesn't retreat.

Jamie Glasco will run you over like a truck and leave you dead in the street.
by Namenotmy November 24, 2021
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Jamie

Jamie is an incredible beautiful person with a sparkling smile and the most bubbly personality. A Jamie can take you from you current frame of mind to a better place. If you happen to see a beautiful person with a sparkling smile on a bridge it might be a Jamie!!
by Therherrguyy June 17, 2018
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Jamie

Fat Penis. Loves to pass out and "watch the stars". Thinks his opinion on girls is welcome even though he's never even been sucked off. Physically cannot get fat even if he tried.
Jamie enjoyed the starry night sky yesterday.
by bigblackjamiepenis January 6, 2022
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Jamie

Epic gamer 69696969696996969
Damn did you see jamie he looks like he has the longest SHLONG in this universe
by Mynamestotallynotjamie September 7, 2020
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Jamie Flatters

Jamie Flatters, is without a doubt the most amazing and perfect man on this planet.
Kind, super sweet, weird, caring, sexy, energetic, and talented, very talented artist, even if he doesn't recognize it. Is someone who will never let you down and will brighten even your darkest of days. A true gentleman with a pure heart. You will get lost in his eyes. His smile is contagious and you can't help but blush at the thought of him. Trustworthy, the first to apologize, and knows your boundaries. Has a sexy, regal voice that will drive you insane, but that you could spend hours and hours listening to him talk about the slightest thing. He's kind to all he meets, and will make his girlfriend (assuming he's taken) feel like the most important, beautiful girl in the entire universe.
You will love him forever, and never forget him.
Jamie Flatters: *talking very passionated about art, perception, beauty, etc. then stops and smiles* Are you listening to me?

Girl: yeh yeh yeh *blushing aggressively* please continue..
by ~jamieswh0r3 May 19, 2023
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