69

Your mother

Joe: Hey bro wanna 69?
Mama: Yeah sure

by anonymous November 28, 2021

69 egg yolks

When you are introduced to someone

69 egg yolks, pleased to meet you.

by Debskelly1985 December 2, 2023

69

nice

john:69
jeff:haha nice

by swagger__knight August 10, 2019

69

a “funny” number that, whenever it appears, “funny” people say “nice” in response, in a desperate attempt to be “funny” and “relatable”. stems from “69” being a term used to describe a sexual position where both participants put their face near eachother’s genitals.

person 1: “i’ve reached level 69!”
person 2: “nice”
person 1: “stay away from me”

by Heelpiwquin June 12, 2023

69

A number that isn't nice at all, other than the fact it's the same if you turn it upside down. You can't just name a sex position after a 2 digit number.
Fuck all the unfunny sex jokes that appear everywhere.

65 sixty five
66 sixty six
67 sixty seven
68 sixty eight
69 *OMG GASP UUUUURGH IM DYING LAUGHLAUGHLAUGH*
70 seventy
71 seventy one

by Applepippin February 27, 2023

Rizz ohio poggers grimace shake 69 420 sussy baka amogus drip amongus

Bro is trying to fit in💀

person: Rizz ohio poggers grimace shake 69 420 sussy baka amogus drip amongus
person 2: bro thats so old💀

by pseudonympseudonymwastakenpseu November 13, 2023

69%

The percentage of white male deaths by suicide.
Use this whenever someone's being transphobic.

Basement Dweller: "Go 41% yourself, t****y!"

Paradigm of morality: "69% Almost a passing grade."

by PedophileHunter2291 April 11, 2024