If you can find it, you can fuck it

Generally used if suspecting a micro-peen

L: I did a sweep and came up empty! Then I tried again and realized he had a micro-peen!
S: If you can find it, you can fuck it!

by LooseLarry75 December 5, 2025

You fucking pussay

When your best friend wants some of your fucking pusssssssaaaayyyy - otherwise he will get so mad that he will cream his knickers while shoving a mars bar up his nose while his boyfriend sucks the shit out of his ass.

Ill suck your fat chunky dick if u dont gimmie some of dat ass you fucking pussay

by Kamhawkz1001 December 9, 2025

Fuck you out

You fuck your girl so good you fucked her out

Im gonna fuck you out

by EJFatboy January 3, 2026

fuck you

ouch I thought we were friends

also fuck you too

by Coop has a nuclear bomb March 16, 2025

Nobody gives a fuck if you give a fuck or not

When somebody voices that they, in fact, do not give a fuck about something but you in contrast did not ask for their two sense in the first place.

Man did you hear this cunt? He acts as if we asked him whether or not he gives a fuck. In fact nobody gives a fuck if you give a fuck or not

by SpoiledMilk9 November 24, 2021

FUCK YOU

It means you need to shut the fuck up and NO one gives a flying fuck about your problem it you’re issues so shut the fuck up and stop posting y’all problems 🙄🃏

Laura: STOP POSTING YALL FUCKING PROBLEMS. NOBODY GIVE AH FUCK IF UR DOG GOT RUN OVER BY AH FUCKING PLANE AND FUCK YOU AND UR DEAD DOG🃏

by NOT LAURA🃏 November 23, 2021

Fuck you. Stop rigging the votes.

I’m talking to you.

You know what I am talking about so don’t act like you don’t.

Stop rigging the votes. It’s just because I don’t like Palaye Royale, isn’t it? So you’re just going to downvote me for now on?

Well, I’m thinking about leaving this site forever then

Fuck you. Stop rigging the votes.

by Death Menace May 24, 2023