Finna Woke

1. To have a higher quality than others.
2. A really stupid meme.

1. "Yo, that's finna woke!" said the coolest kid in school.
2. "Finna woke is a stupid meme!" screamed a finna woke hater at the top of their lungs.

by Mehiscool123 May 17, 2018

Woke Salad

When you ask a question that is clearly a "Yes" or "No" question, and the reply involves dancing around the issue with nonsensical overly complicated verbiage, making a clear effort to avoid giving a clear "yes" or "no" answer, and also subtly gaslighting the questioner.

YOU: "Was Stalin Evil for killing hundreds of thousands of people?"

CHAT GPT: "EVIL is such a strong world, and it must be understood that the complex and nuance concepts of what a person is helps define what we mean by when we say Stalin and 'killing people.' It must be considered that we cannot make judgements without exploring the issue with long inclusive langauge or conceptial intersectionality based on the issue at hand. It can in fact be hurtful to make such judgements or to utter statements of this because it can infringe on the rights of numerous individual identities who identify as Stalin-colored minorities. We must ... *insert random collection of words that sound intellectual but have no real meaning or value.*

YOU: "That's a Woke Salad right there, buddy."

by mrsnugs February 27, 2024

Shook woke

When something happens that's a shock and causes you stress or to become angry

Man, that cop came up behind me with his lights on. He flew by but it got me shook woke

by ditch_doc June 1, 2018

woke

An insult to use against people who call you out on being hurtful, unfair or cruel. Helps to deflect from your crappy behavior. Implies they are definitely only
trying to make themselves look better.

Example:
A: "You really shouldn't have called Jim the n-word. He seems to be very upset, even hurt now."
B: "Oh come on, what, suddenly you're all woke now? Stop being so self-righteous. You think you're better than me?"

Example:
A: "Could you please not constantly make fun of women and imply women are stupid, when you're in the office? This is the workplace. We cannot concentrate on work when we have to listen to these mean comments. It brings back lots of personal painful memories, Sheryl always starts shaking and thinking about how her exhusband mistreated her and she cannot work."
B: "Haha, don't bother me with that woke BS. Words can't hurt you. Get over it."

by joa nnali March 5, 2022

Woke

Woke is the consept of being self-concise and being concise about the (((Other)))

Wow, this dude is really woke.

by JeezesWzKng January 15, 2019

Woke

“Whatever conservative pundits want you to be mad or scared about today.”

Whether it’s fake CRT outrage, wanting to ban teaching the darker parts of American history or just getting upset that Microsoft is adding an auto sleep function to the Xbox (no really), conservatives are just calling everything to the left of Pinochet “woke”.

“Xbox also has announced they’re going woke too, and- you know, because of climate change.”

by Idders January 25, 2023

Woke

Wokeness is an ever shifting thing that the jews get to define based on whatever their current goals are. Kinda like antisemitism, racism, sexism, etc

"Those Palestinian activists protesting the blowing up of children sure are woke, huh Judy?"

by Christ Gnosis April 2, 2024