SPANKER WANKER

A GIANT WANKER THAT MAKES ALL THE BOIIS SCREAM

GIRL1:DID U SEE CALEBS SPANKER WANKER
GIRL 2: YEAH IT BARELY FITS

by SPANKER WANKER May 30, 2018

wake the wife wanker

little bitch that'll wank off ur wife and beat the shit out of her

wake the wife wanker is so hot and sexy

by wanksbabeandwife January 10, 2021

pair of wankers

An astounding pair of master steel makers from Wales who have the *occasional* wank

Don't be fooled though.. these pair are the best love making beasts the valleys provides

Send that ladle out you "you pair of wankers"

by Tartsssss September 12, 2017

Wanker

You

You are a wanker

by The ultimate jizzer July 23, 2022

Prancer-Wanker

Used to describe people of power or fame, such as politicians or celebrities, who don't have enough balls to do anything.

Person 1: They still haven't filled in the bloody potholes!
Person 2: The mayor is a total Prancer-Wanker!

by StupidLittleMan September 1, 2024

Wanker

An insult. Some one who beats his own meat, chokes his own chicken, or spanks his own monkey.
See also: jag-off

stop looking at porn, you wanker, and go get a girl friend.

by adam is so great November 7, 2003

Wanker

Very smart person

Alisha meant wanker in a good way

by Wallah i dont like u September 6, 2020