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Vanilla

Contrary to popular belief Vanilla is not boring or plain this is only said by DEGENERATEs who dislike morals because they have lost they're humanity
Some dumbass: vanilla is boring and plain
Saints: at least vanilla fans don't wanna have sex with children or be a Degenerate
by Thesauruz5 November 26, 2020
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french vanilla latte

This is when a person makes a Latte, but they add french vanilla into it. It's not a tax write-off.
Person 1: do you want a french vanilla latte
Person 2: oh sure i love dodging taxes
by Sando Trouton December 17, 2024
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vanilla

Conventional, ordinary, non-deviating, plain.

With no modifications or perversions. The most basic form of something.

1. In games:

Original form of the game without any mods (or sometimes even DLC s)

2. In BDSM
The opposite of kinky. Not in any way involved with BDSM. Without kinks or fetishes.
Player 1: "I adore the clean look of my builds in vanilla Minecraft!"
Player 2: "True, but have you ever tried any mods? They add stunning visual elements to the game!"

Person 1: "My girlfriend prefers keeping things simple in the bedroom. I doubt she would enjoy spanking."
Person 2: "That's totally fine. Some people enjoy the intensity of BDSM, but others stick to a more 'vanilla' approach to their relationships."
by db20godzina November 16, 2023
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vanilla freak

A guy that wants blowjobs but is too scared to eat a girl out
He's such a vanilla freak, he won't even eat my pussy.
by boy with a j name September 18, 2020
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Vanilla Hair Net

Cumming all over your partners hair .
Dude, I was whacking off while my girlfriend was sleeping and came all over her hair, Thus giving her a vanilla hair net.
by ItalianGuy99 June 29, 2015
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Vanilla Eye

A sex act in which a male deposits his wide load into a willing partner's eye or eyes.
Hey man, Judy is totally good to go, she even let me give her the vanilla eye!
by Bombsrus August 19, 2022
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Half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream

1) a literal bowl of vanilla ice cream that is halfway melted
2) (slang) another way to say someone or something is terrible
1) I just finished eating my half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream
2) When will we have a time where we don't have a half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream under president
by urbandictionarydefinitions100 October 30, 2020
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