Did you really just fucking look up Urban Dictionary on Urban Dictionary?... Just... Get off this website
by Playpossum June 25, 2020
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Person A: Am I stupid
Person B: look up your own name on urban dictionary and decide that the top result is all that you will ever amount to
Person A: but my name is mario
Person B: it says on the page that your an italian who hates turtles
Person A: but im from ireland and I have pet a turtle
Person B: not anymore, KILL THE TURTLE
person A: good point
Person B: look up your own name on urban dictionary and decide that the top result is all that you will ever amount to
Person A: but my name is mario
Person B: it says on the page that your an italian who hates turtles
Person A: but im from ireland and I have pet a turtle
Person B: not anymore, KILL THE TURTLE
person A: good point
by guy you don't know but you do March 2, 2020
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by Is there any available names May 12, 2020
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For example: there, their and they're are often used incorrectly in the Urban Dictionary. The misplaced apostrophe - do'nt, ca'nt, was'nt etc. And mispelling slang words, for example the contraction of the word 'whore' is 'ho' not 'hoe' - this a tool for gardening.
by LeDiabolique November 1, 2015
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P1: Hey, do you know what a blumpkin is?
P2: Ask Urban Dictionary.
P1: Why?
P2: Once you look it up, you'll know.
P2: Ask Urban Dictionary.
P1: Why?
P2: Once you look it up, you'll know.
by chicky noodles August 6, 2014
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Urban dictionary user: 13 year boys are fucking horny shits that need to die
Person who thought this was a dictionary website: huh?
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by Gotta let go October 10, 2020
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