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United Bates of America

United Bates of America is a TLC show about Gil and Kelly Bates, and their 19 kids - not to be confused with the family from the show '19 Kids and Counting', they're two different families.

Those two families are like clones of each other, though. They look extremely similar in appearance, act the same way, and have the same beliefs. Oh yeah, they're all homeschooled just like the Duggar kids on 19 Kids and Counting are.

They live in a farmhouse in rural Tennessee, and the boys run a tree-cutting business along with their dad. The oldest son, Zach is dating.. whoops, I mean "courting" a girl named Sarah.

Gil & Kelly-Jo Bates have 19 kids:
Zachary
Michaella
Erin
Lawson
Nathan
Alyssa
Tori
Trace
Carlin
Josie
Katie
Jackson
Warden
Isaiah
Addallee
Ellie
Callie-Anna
Judson
Jeb
1. Tori Bates is hot, too bad she's saving herself for marriage.
2. The difference between Michelle Duggar and Kelly Bates is.. nothing.
3. Erin Bates is the next Mozart.
4. The Bates took a vote on what they wanted their show to be called, and the majority liked 'United Bates of America'.
by gabe marshall September 25, 2012
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United States Begotten

(abbreviated USB) : an offensive term for a Hispanic child born in the United States to illegal alien (i.e illegal immigrant in U.S. Border Patrol/immigration authorities slang) parents.
Enough is Enough. Basta, tenemos leyes que tenemos que respetar (Spanish: enough! we have laws that need to be respected!). IMHO we could dissuade illegal immigrants from illegally coming to the United States by denying automatic birthright citizenship to their United States Begotten (or Begottens).
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Unicentauricorn

A centaur, that is also a unicorn.
Arcade Hecarim from the game League of Legends is a unicentauricorn.
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United States Begotten

united states begotten

(abbreviated USB) : a very offensive term for any child born in the United States to alien (i.e illegal immigrant in the US) parents.
one of the possible ways of improving immigration laws in The United States is to deny automatic birthright citizenship to any and all united states begotten. Of course there are other methods, but they don't seem to be working; I am sure Maricopa County, Arizona sheriff Joe Arapaio would agree with me.
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Unisex sex

When a guy or girl has a unisex name and has sex with someone of the opposite gender with the same name.
Guy 1: Alex and Alex are dating now.
Guy 2: I guess there's some unisex sex in their future.
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uniethnic

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” Indeed, the horrors of twentieth-century Europe, Roth wrote presciently, had as their backdrop the collapse of empires and the rise of uniethnic states,
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unidentified paletted junk

As the name suggests, unidentified, and therefore classified as junk, stuff that arrives on a wooden pallet into the warehouse where you work
person a) Yo, what is unidentified paletted junk?
person b) don't know or care, but we need to keep it here until our manager comes back from vacation.
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