fake-black

Someone who thinks they are black, and acts black, but they are not black. Or a half Cast person who thinks they are fully black.

White man: bruv there's bare heads in this joint, and I've got so much swagger.

Friend: shutup, your not black, you still live with your mum you fake-black pussy.

by charles is amazing December 2, 2010

Fake High

When someone who is afraid to inhale smoke acts like there high, when they dont inhale.

Jake - Fuck mayne im so high.
Jamal - Shut the fuck up mayne, you didnt even inhale.

Mike - I know Jamal. Jake, you can stop with your Fake High, you just look like your Chinese not high.

by Gunshotz February 18, 2010

Fake Weed

The shit that your friend got from his friends friends cousin, who lives in jamaica.

I bet that shits fake weed it dont even smell,

the stuff thats called Legal Bud

by smiley420 October 16, 2010

fake eurofan

someone that doesn’t give 12 points to euphoria

omg how can you say you love eurovision but not give points to queen loreen what a fake eurofan

by eurofannn January 1, 2021

fake instagram

basically not instagram, just a fucking cheap copy of it

that is fake instagram 1STC

by maisernais September 22, 2017

fake taxi

its a fun prank show where when someone calls a taxi they just go

"haha this is a fake taxi!"

by squidgoose August 13, 2022

Fake Friday

The day before a lone holiday in the middle of the week.

Jim: This Fake Friday on Tuesday is the kicks!

Bo: Sure, but Thursday's gonna feel like a Real Monday.

by jluc77 November 11, 2009