Cole "Hey there hot stuff!"
Erantz "My dilldoor is open and gaping!"
Cole "So you're Opening the Dill Door?"
Erantz "My dilldoor is open and gaping!"
Cole "So you're Opening the Dill Door?"
by Sam and Greg December 4, 2006

The professor and Roberto were so scared of their sexuality that while on the road in the cover of night they took the chance to act on their saloon door syndrome.
by The_Elite_Trucker_Group May 19, 2022

by The Butcherr July 2, 2016

by smartiepants30 August 13, 2020

A very common disorder where double doors become one in a person's mind. If there is a double door and only one of the doors is open, instead of opening the other door a person will try to fit through the one open side, often resulting in an awkward person to person traffic jam.
Gomi: Fuck I just suffered from Loss of Door Syndrome and ran into my crush
Derek: Why didn't you just open the other door? Stop being lazy and ratesque, it's a double door for a reason you pack rat.
Derek: Why didn't you just open the other door? Stop being lazy and ratesque, it's a double door for a reason you pack rat.
by PeacockRB April 13, 2015

a person who calls themselves your friend based on your situation in life. frequently, when you go through hard times they are nowhere around but as soon as you hit it big, they act as if they were there all the time
"dude, I haven't seem jim at all since i lost my job. he's such a revolving door friend though. he'll be back as if nothing happened as soon as i get another one and he needs something."
by ajax23 February 17, 2012
