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John Jacked

When you date a girl for more than a year and get nothing but a kiss (EXTREME FRIEND ZONE)
Have to resort to tickiling after failure to secure walls
Bro he hasn't gotten any walls she "John jacked" him
by Shay Hill (Tip Monster) December 26, 2016
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billy jacked

to suddenly morph into a mannequin or dummy at the precise moment of being hurled through solid objects, like glass windows, etc.
ya man, this kid in my physics class totally billy jacked out the 2nd floor window in the middle of lecture. i think he was on pcp.

dude. you're on pcp.
by trickyleg June 21, 2011
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Tea Jacked

A sexual act where a man straddles his female partners head (facing her feet) while lowering his testicles into her mouth for her to suck. At the same time jacking his cock, shooting streams of cum on her belly, pussy, and drippings onto her chin and tits.
Dude, my girl and I were going at like crazy last night! I tea jacked the piss out of her busting my cum all over her wet pussy! It was much better then just tea bagging her!
by DSatch December 30, 2009
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Jack Strength

The sudden reflexes acquired to do stuff after jacking off. Used by Itsreal85 on YouTube.
I just clicked on this YouTube video in a heartbeat like I have immortal jack strength.
by Ma$terC August 3, 2017
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Jack McCarthy

To wear a long sleeved t-shirt under a short sleeved t-shirt
I'm not ironing a shirt, I'm a man! I'll just jack mccarthy it tonight which will keep my elbows warm
by tadtheband October 18, 2008
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jack transaction

When a group of people all pitch in their cash for a meal then one member takes all the cash and uses his credit card to pay for the bill and in turns gets all the cash, gets points on his credit card and usually it goes on his company credit card. Effectively getting your cash transaction jacked.
Justin again used the jack transaction to take the cash and charge his credit card to get the points.
by sd panhandlers May 19, 2014
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Jack Barf

An insult for an ignorant or stupid person; First used in the television series "Zeke and Luther"
Don't look at me you fucking jack barf.
by ninnymuggins69 July 9, 2011
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