Dude why did you just take a shit all over my facebook wall. My wall is covered with your wallposts.
by Prettygirlrock December 10, 2010

The act of going the bathroom with emergency diarrhea while standing up as a result of food poisoning.
by Nomad person August 9, 2023

When a girl masterbates buy using fingers on one hand in her pussy and using her other hand to rub her clit thus “taking a screenshot” with her pussy
Girl 1: have you heard of “taking a screenshot”?
Girl 2: no what’s that?
Girl 1: check urban dictionary
Girl 2: haha ok!
Girl 2: no what’s that?
Girl 1: check urban dictionary
Girl 2: haha ok!
by Real_Legend69 August 2, 2021

To the average student, "note-taking" means "taking words" from one location and moving them to a different one.
The student completed his note-taking by paraphrasing what he found on-line and moving it onto his keynote presentation.
by hkrgirl January 25, 2018

Jake: Your mom is gay
Me: I hate you Jake
Jake just took a H
Jake 2 hours later: It's hard taking a H
Me: I hate you Jake
Jake just took a H
Jake 2 hours later: It's hard taking a H
by QUinn YodEr December 14, 2018

Recently, an avid offloading enthusiast from Orlando, Florida set the 2 day record for number of stops needed to relieve himself. That, coupled with his uncanny resemblance to the television character of Randy from Trailer Park Boys, is how the term was derived and is now flourishing in the off-roading community.
by Bubbles from Canada April 24, 2023

An opinion that has no basis for an argument, as the explanation given has no merits in relation to the statement being made (the conclusion is arrived at using completely unrelated arguments).
Fanboy: “The Last Jedi was terrible, I am completely lactose intolerant!”
Filthy Casual: “Well that’s a dong take.”
Filthy Casual: “Well that’s a dong take.”
by D00M2099 October 18, 2018
