Take a shit

To have your name all over someone's phone, facebook wall, etc. Your presence is recognized.

Dude why did you just take a shit all over my facebook wall. My wall is covered with your wallposts.

by Prettygirlrock December 10, 2010

take a soak

Canadian slang for bathing.

"Damn Helen, you need to take a soak."

"I need to relax by taking a nice long soak."

by xxz-iowa July 13, 2016

taking the picture

Trying to make to vying male primates friends again after consistently cucking one.

She was taking the picture.

by gopadres6969 April 21, 2019

fake and take

The act of pretending to love one, then over a short period of time you take their virginty.

mikayla's best friend, suspected her new boyfriend was trying to pull a fake and take on her.

by Dkui August 6, 2017

deuce take it

The devil take it (late 19th and early 20th century). See "The Words," Jean Paul Sartre. George Braziller, Inc. Paris. 1964. Page 68.

I recognize that he has a lot of work, but, deuce take it, one answers a child's letter.

by Selena 12 December 12, 2017

Taking the Mickey

Irish slang

Taking the mickey out of someone.
To tease, make fun of someone, fooling someone, Almost always meant in a light-hearted way.

"Taking the piss" means pretty much exactly the same thing.
"Take the mick" variant, is more often used in the UK.

"Ah sure, I'm only taking the Mickey. I wasn't serious."

"What? Please tell me you're only taking the mickey?"

by Aingeal1 June 14, 2018

Taking a Linda

Take a Linda. (Verb)
To profusely shit from a prolapsed and gaping asshole all while eating a bowl of yogurt topped with dehydrated fruit and granola. Helps to clomplete the action if checkung e-mail or snail mail.

She's been in the bathroom for over an hour! Is she taking a Linda?

by WilsonWhisp June 13, 2018