Chocolate taco

The after math of having anal sex and then vaginal sex. The dirty alternative to a cream pie. Used to describe something gross.

That chick is ugly, I mean chocolate taco.

I heard they had anal and then it was chocolate taco.

by henryhugglemonster October 12, 2014

taco pad

Soft taco shell;

Where are your taco pads?

by Shellpad January 10, 2016

Glossy Taco

a bastardization of "glossy top coat"

Holosexual #1: I just finished applying the holo glitter to my nails!
Holosexual #2: don't forget to seal it in with a glossy taco.

by HoloFish August 13, 2017

glossy taco

If you're a holosexual and you paint your nails with holo, you put a glossy taco over your beautiful holo masterpiece.

Now it's time to put on a glossy taco.

by staceylynnnnnnnn July 30, 2017

Taco face

When it's so cold you wrap the blanket around your face, leaving only your nose and mouth open.

My heater is on the fritz so I had to taco face it all night to keep from hypothermia

by HiLiter January 8, 2017

Taco Top

1. To add taco-like paraphernalia to the top of a taco pizza. (examples: tomatoes, lettuce, nacho chips etc...)

2. When you're at it with a chick, you take a dump on her chest (re-fried beans), add pubic hair (shredded cheese), some period blood (taco sauce), and then proceed to top it all off with your own special sauce (sour cream)The procedure is an exact replication of the"Cleveland steamer" This is all done in a manner consistent with the"chilli dog" as well, except that it requires more ingredients and a stronger stomach.

B: "hey man...the other night I was with this freaky chick and she wanted me to give her the taco top..."

P: "Really? I would have been like "sure" until she explained that she had extra "sauce" this time...freakin sick."

by fillplowchewbracca October 18, 2012

Taco Salad

When someone gets a fucking taco, and fucking shoves it into a fucking bowl of salad.

Do you want a fucking taco salad.

by williamazing12 February 22, 2017