The person standing under your bed

Found in ohio, this entity loves pecan cookies. And won’t hurt you, they’re around 13 ft tall, approximately. They love small, and tight spaces, and are cat like. They’re safe creatures, and they’re diet is a omnivorous diet. Eating small dogs, and bats, but also plants, such as tomatoes, and eggplant.

Oh no, the person standing under your bed is back again!

by Susssy Baka 3736869 December 6, 2022

alum night stand

A one night stand with someone from your old high school or college.

Dude I had alum night stand with Courtney when I went home over thanksgiving.

by TdaddytroubleTroy February 27, 2016

Keg-Stand

A drinking activity in which the participant is propped on top of a seated keg in a handstand-like position and must drink as much of the alcohol from the keg as he can before he is out of breath from drinking without breathing or those supporting him can no longer support his weight.

Keg-stands are a very typical college party/ frat party type activity, and can be parts of hazing.

Damien took a two minute keg-stand and his face went purple.

Trinity almost fell off of the keg during her keg-stand because one of her friends was too drunk to support her leg.

by PuttingItSimply August 22, 2017

Head Standing Up

When you get head while on someones shoudlers while they are standing up.

Hailey: I want Head Standing Up
Emma: STOP
Sam: WTF hornball

by head_standing_up July 2, 2023

The Honourable Member who stands for Hampton Wick

1) a penis
2) a posh Londoner, especially one with a big member
Ivor Biggun used this term in his song "Hide the Sausage"

"See him over there? That's the Honourable Member who stands for Hampton Wick"
"Heard about him and his member"
"It's an Honourable Member and don't you forget it!"

by IvorBiggunFan March 23, 2024

standing stick

Boner

I’ll talk to you later sweetheart, you’re going to give me a standing stick! I’m still at work.

by Mari CR Morningstar February 23, 2024

Stand Up 24

A grueling necessity for EMS and fire service personnel to get their hours in. This is a 24 hour period during which no sleep occurs.

“Yo, want to come out tonight?”
“No bro, I just did a stand up 24, I’m EXHAUSTED”

by Skelly43 May 21, 2024