e-handjob

handjob through the internet.

person 1: succ me

person 2: ready to give you the e-handjob

by Amber77432 July 9, 2019

E-Biff

Electronic biff AKA a vape.

Stems from the Northern English word biff meaning cigarette.

Oi lad give us a twat on your e-biff

by Gingerjamie May 5, 2022

e-Hiking

To follow a hiking trail online via google earth with "Panoramio Photos" checked so you can view actual pictures taken by random people who's actually been to and hiked the trail.

To follow a hiking trail online via google earth with "Panoramio Photos" checked so you can view actual pictures taken by random people who's actually been to and hiked the trail.
It was during my final day of e-Hiking PCT from Mexico to Oregon that I realized that I might never actually hike this trail.

by mikey deez nutz December 18, 2014

e-tox

1. Electronic detoxifcation.

2. Detoxification from electronic and/or digital devices.

3. The process of weaning oneself from the use of electronic and/or digital communication devices.

I've decided to e-tox. Don't try to reach me, I'll be leaving my blackberry and laptop at home.

by HelJed June 26, 2010

E-Fetishist

Refers most often to Web Sluts and Exposed Faggots who have become sexually involved with online activities to the point that their ability to achieve orgasm is directly tied into the internet. This can take different forms such as:
•By Exposing themselves or Being Exposed

•Through completing Tasks or Dares

•By Being under the control of an online Master
•By showing off on Webcam broadcast
•Using Hypno/Training/Brainwashing Files
•After prolonged Goonbater sessions
•Reading thirst messages/comments connected to their pics/vids they have posted on XXX sites (Pornhub, Xhamster, thisvid, xvideos, Bdsmlr, newTumbl, ImageFap, FetLife, Reddit, nsfw Twitter, Anon-V, Toplosers, ExposedFun, GetDare, 4chan, Doxbin, Motherless, Absolutely.Exposed, etc.)
•While scrolling through your own humiliating indexed search results through Google or other search engines
•Includes but is not limited to accidentally or unexpectedly busting a nutt spontaneously any time you're wearing headphones and listening to Corpse Husband's narrations, gameplay, and/or any of his songs.
Closely related to Online Exposure, Exposed Faggots, Exposure Whore, Web Sluts

•Ive spent so much time jerkin off while exposing my faggot ass as a sissy to strangers online and now I'm a total E-Fetishist cuz I can cum if I'm not on the Internet.
•Not only have I modernized my financial portfolio by switching my investments to crypto but Ive done the same with my sex life. As an

E-Fetishist all my kinks have been Incorporated into the World Wide Web.

by FaggotJustinExposed December 7, 2021

e-pound

When one person engages in sexual activity with another over the internet using instant messaging, e-mail, or any other form of electronic communication.

Hey man, I heard you gave your girl a good e-pounding last night, way to go!

by THEMAGNIFICENT May 22, 2011

e-myther

e-myther or emyther

an e-mail that is annoying, such as spam, unsolicited mail, circular, or any e-mail that you do not wish to receive or acknowledge

my boss keeps e-mythering me at home!

I got another e-myther from Mr Smith about.....

email, spam, unsolicited, annoying, slang

by bloomingpouf January 29, 2008