Double Piped

Double Piped is when you masterbate (and cum) and the suddenly have sex (and cum again). Get ya pipes cleaned out
Frederick: Fuck! Last night my wifey got home early and made me double piped.

Bray: Unlucky fam
by Authenticity fella September 13, 2016
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Double Undercut

A card control move used in sleight of hand tricks where a card is placed into the deck, two groups of cards from the bottom are cut to the top, and the card that was originally placed ends up at the top of the deck.
Magician: now place your card into the deck, and now I will cut it a few times...
Joseph: I saw you obtain a pinky break, was that a double undercut?
Magician: ah, you got me!
by BobbyRenzobbi September 03, 2022
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double comment

when you're on facebook...and some hyperactive facebook user is commenting back to back before you can finish your own frickin comment
status: yea this movie is crazyy :)

friend: what movie
(you begin to type...paranormal act...)
friend (double commenting): duuuude did you see the new winnie the pooh movie??? its frickin awesome!!
you: winnie the pooh??
friend: you have toooo!!
(you try to respond... im not really into winn...)
friend (double commenting again): i saw it with my mom last nighhht!!! then we went for icecream tooo!! mom is great :D
(you silently -__-)
by ninaskye August 17, 2011
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Double Exclam

Originally coined by chess master Danny Rensch, double exclam is a suffix to any outstanding move, chess or otherwise. It is sometimes said as "double exclamaviotch."
Person A: Pawn to g4, double exclam!
Person B: You really suck at chess
by Laddy Jesus March 14, 2019
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Double breakup

When someone, after breaking up with you but promising that the two of you will stay friends, breaks contact completely and decides they no longer want to even be friends.
The double breakup goes something like this.

Mikey: "Hey I don't want to be in a relationship with you anymore, but I care about you and I want to be friends."

Not long after....

Mikey: "I don't want to be friends anymore, either."
by Psammead6 May 27, 2013
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Double Virgin

Someone who has neither had sex or ever masturbated.
Iysis is a double virgin, lmao imagine.”
by Ven’s vocab June 23, 2022
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Double Dezzas

Short form of "double demerit points"- earned during holiday periods on the roads in Australia.
"He lost his licence because he was caught doing 40km/hr over the limit during double dezzas"
by OzzaT January 07, 2010
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