devil’s portion

Two-thirds of anything

How dare she? I gave her a slice of my peach pie and she only ate a Devil’s portion…
And at my daughter’s quinceanera!!!

by lobesonthesand May 11, 2022

Devil's Folly

Doing something or agreeing to something that would inhibit one from doing what is necessary or beneficial.

It was a devil's folly to do yard work for someone when I should've been practicing self-care.

by Phylo97 October 31, 2020

Devil’s Tail

A butt plug tied to a string

Sal: Leo looks pretty sore today
Felix: Yeah, Refi uses her Devil’s Tail on him
Sal: Wanna play 8 ball

by FelixWard October 19, 2018

Devil's Threesome

A threesome that involves two men and one woman. Balls get entangled, completely the wrong 2:1 ratio of a threesome.

As Barney Stinson puts it, "Thou shall not make eye contact during a Devil's Threesome."

It's Bro Code.

by DrunkAllNight January 10, 2011

Devil's Kiss

The Devil's kiss is the heinous action of the tip of one's penis making contact with the cold porcelain of the inside of a public toilet.

I went to take a shit in the strip club bathroom, where I was unpleasantly surprised by the icy cold sensation of the Devil's kiss. Now it burns when I piss Thanks, Satan.

by ÜRBÂN DÌÇTIØNÁR¥ June 16, 2018

Devil's Umbrella

foreskin

Guy 1- Dude...Did you hear that Nathaniel's got the devil's umbrella!"
Guy 2 - "No way...I thought that guy was normal"

by reubentheboobinjewbin December 8, 2010

bog devil

A disgusting trolip of a human being, usually seen sitting alone at a bar waiting to pounce on unexpecting prey. Usually fat, ugly and greasy in appearance. Resembles a gremlin or that weird fat guy you see at a local mens mission.

"Guy, that fuckin' dude Matt was sitting by himself in the corner of the bar for an hour. He only came over here to sit with us when we ordered food. What a fuckin' bog devil."

by Tyler and Matt January 6, 2008