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Irish Spring

When you affix a bar of Irish Spring soap to the floor of a shower with either a nail or glue and then hide and wait for someone to try to pick it up. When they bend over to retrieve it you jump from the shadows and yell "Irish SPRING!!!!!!" and then proceed to anally rape them.
"Huh... whats this doing here..."
"Irish SPRING MOTHER FUCKER!!!"
"Ahhhhhhhhhh!"
by Petricore May 14, 2013
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pothole suprise

when you are driving down the highway with your honey, you pull over the car and grab a pilon off the road. you then proceed to shove the pilon up her ass, untill the hole is large. throw her out of the car and leave her on the highway, the next dude to pick her up will get a pothole suprise.
that bitch gave me a pothole suprise.
fuck that bitch, giver' a pothole.
your such a pothole lovin son of a B.
by s!oberto^ May 1, 2007
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Irish Spring

Something you need to get through the day. Not being addcited to it, but wanting it more then a passion;
Mike: "Man I love soda"

Jeff: " Man thats like your Irish Spring".
by BFB2ASS June 2, 2011
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spring brizzle

another term for spring break/ or party. a party that contains music, booze, and of course... sexy ladies... perfect spot for a player to bust one out
dude, i scored like 12 times at that spring brizzle last nite
by Frank III September 8, 2008
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sunday suprise

Sex involving whipped cream, chocolate syrup, maraschino, and/or ice cream.
Guy #1-I got the sunday suprise last weekend Sara put whipped cream and chocolate syrup on her boobs!!!
Guy #2-Oh man! The sunday suprise? Awesome!
by pwn3r July 22, 2008
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dark suprise

A dark suprise is the term used for a raunchy version of anal sex. This is done when the female is in the proccess of realising a shit,(turtle knecking), and a male inserts his penis into the anal hole, using the shit as a lube and gives the penis a soft comfort.
Last night i gave some slut a dark suprise, she thought it was christmas!
by Dean Wicks July 5, 2006
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colgate suprise

Wait until your girl falls asleep and grab her toothbrush. Then proceed to scrub your balls with them; don't miss an inch of your beanbag! Replace the toothbrush as if nothing had happened.

Next Morning, follow her into the bathroom and watch her brush. As soon as she is done, look her in the eyes and say "Pumkin, how do my balls taste?"

Then run like hell yelling "Don't forget to floss."
My girl was being a pain in the ass so I gave her the colgate suprise as payback; gotcha bitch!
by room 20052 April 15, 2008
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