Steven

Stephen is a strange guy. He has experience in failing to create a majestic mullet and cut it off. He has psychotic tendencies as well as a fredo addiction. You cant do much to change him all you can do is accept him. He is also an avid North Side hater, however he'll soon have to eliminate this hatred as in a very short time he will become one.
"WOW, you're such a Steven"
by ilovesteven101 March 7, 2024
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Steven

A Steven is an amazing guy who all the girls love. He is super smart even if he doesn’t act like it sometimes. He is caring, funny, SUPER attractive, and probably one of the most incredible person ever. He can be very stubborn at times but after he opens up to you, you get to see the real him. He has a decent amount of friends but he gets taken advantage of way too much. If you get to be friends with a Steven, you are VERY lucky and you should hold on to him and never let go. If you get to date him, you basically just won the boyfriend lottery because he is loyal asf and will never do anything to hurt you.
Girl #1 : Omg he is so sweet! What’s his name?
Girl #2: His name is Steven.
Girl #1: Ohhh, that explains it!
by idek.anymore.123 February 2, 2021
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Steven Koda

Steven Koda is the type of person who doesn't believe I have my own account
by Gumballe April 19, 2020
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Steven

A very business oriented young man from the Ghetto in England who stands tall at 6'2. Usually referred to as some sort of munted Cat, other times often described as a Meerkat's doppelganger. Steven has 2% Kangaroo genes and enjoys wearing dresses that he craftily terms "long line shirts". He can usually be found at the local pub enjoying big servings of Sausage after a few Vodka Cokes.
"Oi! Look at that Kangaroo, he bloody looks like Steven's twin!"
by PookieBear91 June 20, 2016
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The sneaky steven

When your woman doesn't tend to your needs so you masturbate into all her clean panties so you now you still got your cum on her pussy.
Man my woman shut me down last night. So the next day after she went to work I went through her underwear and gave her the sneaky steven!
by JohnnyfleXXX February 14, 2019
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Steven

a guy that jasmine likes. he likes her to . he has a big dick and is a very good sucker
he is a great boyfriend but he is also a cheater steven is a bad boyfriend
by StevenLover10007086 June 2, 2018
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Stevens(d)

When you get burned via a witty reply all email with the senders intent to publicly shame and humiliate your egregious error.
If you would have let everyone know those were biscuits and not cookies you wouldn't have got Stevens(d).
by I'vegotjokes November 8, 2022
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