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Stevened

Meaning that you’re so drunk you’re prone to accidents.

The phrase was coined by Liverpool’s local newspaper ‘The Liverpool Echo’ following the events of an accidental drunk death which occurred at a Liverpool City Bar in 1897. The man who died was only documented by his surname Steven by the paper. The term was popularised after the paper used the term to describe drunk individuals who suffered accidents of similar severity to Steven.
My mate Rory flattened Toby’s bird in the club last night, he was absolutely Stevened
by Lpool_Informant-07 September 22, 2021
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Sophia Audrey Marie Steven’s Rivest is a just and overall perfect girl. She’s pretty, she beautiful, she’s awesome, she’s sweet, she’s loving, she’s caring, she’s very smart, she try’s to show her love the best she can, she loves her boyfriend very much, she has beautiful brown hair, she also has the brightest bluest prettiest eyes on the planet earth! Sophia is just the definition of the greatest girl on the planet, anyone would be lucky to have her.
“Is that an angel from heaven?” No its just Sophia Audrey Marie Steven's Rivest
by Chink nugget69 February 2, 2025
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Steven

A Steven is an ugly smugly man who has Alopecia areata and no toes. Also known as the Cleft Foot Bandit. More Commonly called "Steven No Toes". You can often find Steven in his dirty bedroom with his little yippy dog that likes to smell his butt when hes had to much to drink. Steven is known to be lazy. Takes advantage of anyone who tries to help them. Steven is manipulative and abusive towards women and children. Stevens are just hurt people who like to hurt people. Steven is also another word for Bitch Ass MuthafuckAh. Can you blame them? They have no hair, no toes, no real reason to live. Steven should go home and live with his mommy.
As the kids walked through their field trip at the Mutter Museum, they came across a Steven and ran scared for their lives because the sight the weird looking human with no hair or toes was cringy.
by Humpty Dumpty Potato Head December 7, 2023
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The Stevens

Segal and Crowder. They picked on women yet THERE THEY ARE, JORDAN, STILL JUST FINE.
Hym "I thought the Stevens would take some reputational damage for picking on women but no. Nobody seems to give a shit. I KNOW I DON'T BE THE WOMEN ARE FUCKING THEM BECAUSE THEY ARE BETTER THAN ME."
by Hym Iam August 15, 2023
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Steven

Holy Shit its Steven hes a Burger!!!
by Kolouss March 13, 2019
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steven

a guy that had a younger brother who made both my lips fill with pineapple flavoured salvation during 7th grade
steven, i want to eat your brother's glow in the dark lightstick
by lmsoyduyc August 6, 2023
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Stevens(d)

When a direct reply to the sender of an email would suffice, but public shame and humiliation are more appropriate so you reply all to an egregious error in an email to establish dominance.
You wouldn't have got Stevens(d) if you would have let everyone know those were dog biscuits and not cookies.
by I'vegotjokes November 8, 2022
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