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Soccer

The British term of FootBall (JUST CALL IT FOOTBALL DICKS)
Soccer is cool
SOCCER SUCKS FOOTBALL IS BETTER FUCK OFFF
by Α March 10, 2022
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Soccer

Soccer is the most gay sport on planet. Because u only run and kick a ball. No defense & no major skill needed. In fact Soccer player are jerking off on gay porn. And they all have small dicks.(last year there was a pic of chiellinis dick).Usually they only can run fast. They can't jump and are weak little pussies.
Dan: "I play soccer and I have a very small dick."
Lisa:"How long is it?"
Dan:" It is about 1.5 inches long."
by GaySoccerDudeWithSmallDick January 30, 2020
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Dlsgoal l Official Dream League Soccer Kits Logo’s Of 2019

Dlsgoal l Official Dream League Soccer Kits Logo’s Of 2019
Dlsgoal l Official Dream League Soccer Kits Logo’s Of 2019
by dlsgoal September 5, 2019
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National Kiss a Soccer Boy Day

The 20th of January is known as National Kiss a Soccer Boy Day in the state of Louisiana.
Guy: What day is it?

Girl: It’s National Kiss a Soccer Boy Day
by graeme Cock January 12, 2023
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Soccer

A game Brazilians take way too fucking seriously.
Those damn Brazilians are calling it god damn football. IT’S SOCCER.
by Nerdier_Sushi February 20, 2020
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men’s soccer

a made up sport for people who can’t play anything else
why would you go to a men’s soccer game
by caroline butler December 5, 2019
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Pro Soccer Contacts

A soccer business that is run by the three musketeers, one is a phone addict, two has been on every uni team, and the last one loves balenciaga and money. The business provided is good and gives good value if you need soccer teams to sign for.
Have you heard of Pro Soccer Contacts?
"Yeah it's run by the three musketeers"
by u mad or r u mad March 10, 2025
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