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Smoking the muff

The act of taking a draw from a smokable of your choice and blowing it into a vaginal orifice then re-inhaling the smoke from said orifice a second time.
Dude, anyone can smoke normally. You gotta try smoking the muff!
by Zombiestl October 8, 2017
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smoke the fish

When you have sex for so long she becomes dry and starts smoking.
I was hittin, that box so hard I started to smoke the fish!
by Lucanoftheknights October 29, 2017
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ham smoke

Yo I'm about to hit this bitch up and get some ham smoke
by Bump bump June 2, 2017
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Smoke House

Coined by DJ and deep house aficionado Alkemé - Smoke House is a subgenre of deep house music; where deep house is generally known for tempos between 100bpm to 130bpm, Smoke House keeps them at 123bpm and below. Smoke House is known for its sensual, deep, and contagious vibe selections from deep house, tech house, afro house, techno, nu-disco, downtempo, liquid dub, liquid drum & bass, trap, etc...the "R&B" from each genre - great companion for a good smoke, convo, love interest, and chill vibes.
Come thru and vibe, we're all kicking it to some smoke house.
by Alkeme May 10, 2018
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smoke this pig

Get something done, take action.
The trail ahead looked very difficult and the hikers were hesitant to begin. Then the leader said "Let's smoke this pig" and everyone began the difficult trek together.
by Barney Dingo March 22, 2017
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Turtle smoke

The act of beating someone who is so slow even though you are incredibly slow yourself. Or is a procrastinator accomplishes a task before another procrastinator.
JPow was the worst procrastinator in the history of the world, but, he still managed to turtle smoke Lei-hi by completing his task of shucking his pile of corn stalks before her. ...thus, Leigha has been turtle smoked...
by LalaGG June 23, 2016
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Acoustic Smoking

The act of smoking normal, none electronic fags.
Girl: You told me you'd quit smoking!

Hipster: I have! I'm vaping now. Acoustic smoking is too spendy.

cigaretteacoustic smoking vaping
by EmberYoung October 13, 2016
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