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princess shrek

THE most sexy green ogre you will ever see in your entire life. it deserves the top spot in the princess academy awards and is also the current world record holder for best rounded bootie in existence. be careful ladies because they're coming for your top spot ;).
A: i think i'm in love.
B: let me guess, princess shrek?
A: bingo!
by vanexla January 1, 2021
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Shrek

somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was lookin kinda dumb with a finger and a thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead well the years start comin and they dont stop comin fed to the rules and i hit the ground running didnt make sense not to live for fun your brain gets smart but your head gets dumber so much to do so much to see so whats wrong with taking the back streets youll never know if you dont know hey now your an all star get your game on go play hey now your a rock star get your show on get paid and all that glitters is gold only shooting stars break the mold

-Shrek
Hi Shrek hows it goi-

WHAT ARE YA DOIN IN MY SWAMP!?
by GETOUTOFMYSWAMPXD November 16, 2019
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Shrek

Did you see kevin? He is so goooooooooooooooood at minecraft..
Really? seems like a shrek
by Rosette Isaac December 6, 2021
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