shaker

A contrived hand shake between 2 or more people for a photo opportunity.

Photographer: Hey Galway Advertiser social scene here. Would you like to be in the paper?
Ray:Ya Ya hold on and I get the brother as well.
Griff:Shaker Ray shaker.
The two brothers shake hands and smile for the camera in congratulatory style.
Ray: Now one more shaker with the wife.

by Super Fontaner December 20, 2013

Shakespearring

A single earring sported in tribute to the famed playwright.

My Shakespeare professor wears a gold Shakespearring.

by Nacho Treadwheels March 10, 2009

shakeed

a spanish retard

what the hell are you doing you shakeed!?

by sannvann July 28, 2011

shake a baby

Physical reaction to an annoying behavior, resulting in death from aggressive shaking.

Dude, that bitch ran into my car. Ima bout to shake a baby.

by Shakababymasta May 13, 2012

shake the hand of the unemployed

For males who are not getting sex on a regular basis, when they go to the toilet to take a piss and when they finish, shake their penis to get off the last few drops of pee. That action is shaking the hand of the unemployed.

Arnold asked Helen where the toilet was, as he needed to go shake the hand of the unemployed.

by Ethal The Frog September 24, 2013

Shakespearing

Verb
tense, shakespeared, shakespearing, to shakespeare
1. To create a word

2. To make a verb from a noun.

My friend told me that I can't just make up words so I shakespeared shakespearing.

by TheAngryCelt September 7, 2014

shakespearish

When you are in conversation try to sound cool by using what you think is Shakespearean language, but it doesn't quite make the cut. The end result usually makes you wish you had never attempted the feat in the first place.

Joe: I daresay thou mustn't insult me as such!
Steve: You're talking Shakespearish Joe.
Joe: Damn it!

by Mostly_Confused January 21, 2017