When you see a fine girl walking down the street in Kansas City, and once she gets in the car she pulls a gun out of her purse and takes your shit.
Girl: Kansas City's cool, you know you just gotta be aware of that Kansas City Shuffle.
Driver: The Kansas City Shuffle? What's that?
Passenger: Yeah, the fuck is that?
Girl: It's like this....
Gun shots.
Driver: Oh shit bitch!
Driver: The Kansas City Shuffle? What's that?
Passenger: Yeah, the fuck is that?
Girl: It's like this....
Gun shots.
Driver: Oh shit bitch!
by the_waitresss October 29, 2011
Get the Kansas City Shuffle mug.1) Action: A dance that displays an act of confusion. There tends to be many background items that can distract a viewers eyes. This dance has no strict plot or rhythm. The dance originates from the Mexican heritage to be late and in a state of disarray.
2) To Describe a Situation: When using the term "Mexican Shuffle", it can be applied to a confusing, flip-flopped, or some sort of a switched up situation.
2) To Describe a Situation: When using the term "Mexican Shuffle", it can be applied to a confusing, flip-flopped, or some sort of a switched up situation.
1) I went to the Rodriguez house and watched Juan perform the Mexican Shuffle while I admired his clock collection in the background. It confused me.
2) Agusto and Ramirez spoke quickly and reversed the story on me. I felt like I had be hit with a Mexican Shuffle.
2) Agusto and Ramirez spoke quickly and reversed the story on me. I felt like I had be hit with a Mexican Shuffle.
by keatpaul March 17, 2011
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The shuffle pattern one makes with their feet after lowering ones pants when in a confined stall. It is the most efficient way to back up to the toilet bowl.
The stall was so tiny I had to use the pooper bowl shuffle in order to sit down.
The dude in the stall next to me used the pooper bowl shuffle to get to the toilet.
The dude in the stall next to me used the pooper bowl shuffle to get to the toilet.
by D.Rogers July 1, 2009
Get the pooper bowl shuffle mug.when your having sex with a female doggy style, you reach around and yank on her pubic hair. When she looks up at you and screams in pain, u puke in her mouth and hightail outta there.
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Get the Vietnam shuffle mug.by Melvin Matson August 17, 2010
Get the shluffin mug.the way tube passengers shuffle and bump onto the carriage especially when most of the occupants of the carriage are still trying to get off the carriage
while shufflebumping onto the central line yesterday , Steve managed to collided into a skinny spotty chavette and her boyfriends 27 year old mother.
by gerbil September 20, 2004
Get the shufflebumping mug.Man, that girl is good at Shuffleboard and is very courteous; she's always bragging about her shuffleboardmanship!
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