spiderman

a sexual exposure in which just before climaxing you yell "MY SPIDEY SENSES ARE TINGLING" and then blow in her face while using the spidey hand slinging motion as if you were casting out a web over her face.

Guy - Shhhh babe, do u hear that???

Girl - No what is it???

Guy - my spidey senses are tingling HAHA!

Girl - HUH!?

Guy - *sound of semen coating her face* Spoik!

Girl - thank you spiderman your my hero.

Guy - all in a days work mam'

by ph03nixf1r3 January 13, 2010

spider lamb

The greatest idea since the Millenium Dome, A spider that was bitten by a radioactive lamb and aquired a lambs characteristics such as saying 'bah' a lot and eats grass instead of insects etc

John: Spider lamb vs spider pig who would win?
Dayne: Spider Lamb of course!
John: Damn right fool, ooooooooooh brap!

by Charlie Mcnamara August 26, 2007

spider8]

spider8 is known as 'God of Games' in many religions.

I must go pray to spider8, he is so good.

by spider8] July 19, 2009

Spiderman

Having masterbated, and caught the majority of sperm in your hand, you then launch your sperm in the required direction....just like spiderman does with his web!

That kid was doing my nut in, so I'd thought I'd get him back whilst he was asleep with a spiderman!

by Sillvino August 24, 2010

spider shits

When two people cross legs (one person's left and one person's right) while sitting on the same toilet and shit at the same time. Completion without laughter means the two people are soulmates.

"Charles and I engaged in spider shits without laughing. I had no idea I was gay."

by Luis Espiezi June 20, 2012

Spider Monkey

Spider monkeys are New World monkeys belonging to the genus Ateles, part of the subfamily Atelinae, family Atelidae. Like other atelines, they are found in tropical forests of Central and South America, from southern Mexico to Brazil.

There's nothing sexual here, pervert.

I saw a Spider Monkey in Brazil.

by MixingEggs June 13, 2018

web spider

Somebody that surfs the net looking for huge lists of emails to send to advertisers

This guy searched ' forum chat @hotmail.com' and got 50 email addresses, he made a bomb

by EthanJP July 1, 2005