This is the act of pooping into a condom then tying off the condom. You can even add your own ingredients through the act of eating certain foods. A healthy green diet will result in a greener, moreloose variety of sausage. A sausage made after having eaten corn will result in kernel sausage. Other combinations are also possible. Results may vary, consult your doctor if you have a homemade blood sausage, as this may be a result of ripping and tearing.
The other night my girl said she wanted to make homemade sausage with me. I showed up with some condoms and the uncontrollable urge to poo. She had raw meat sitting on the table and an organ grinder. Clearly we were on different pages.
by DWolf06 January 13, 2011
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2ng guy "nahh, the YMCA is a sausage fest"
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1st guy "yeah... thats a bad idea... who would go there?..."
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when a girl shits on a plate, microwaves it, then rolls around in it screaming "DONKEY SAUSAGE DONKEY SAUSAGE!". Kinda similar to steamroller.
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Get the donkey sausage mug.The Lincolnshire Sausage Condom or the (L.S.C) is when your at that crucial moment at home with a female where your about to get your Freak on Then She Turns and Says 'have u got a condom' so without ruining that moment (because you used all your condoms last weekend) you go to the fridge find one of your mums Lincolnshire Sausages she was planning on using for Breakfast,Scrape the meat out the middle then use the skin as a back up condom.. Bang away Bang.
(Gav) Totally had to use the L.S.C trick last nite man!
(Steve)Whats that?
(Gav) The Lincolnshire Sausage Condom..Take one of our Fine Homemade Sausages take out the meat in the middle and use it as a reserve rubber!
(Steve) that shit works??
(Gav) yeah man.. you cant let that bitch get away with the have you got a condom trick.
(Steve)Whats that?
(Gav) The Lincolnshire Sausage Condom..Take one of our Fine Homemade Sausages take out the meat in the middle and use it as a reserve rubber!
(Steve) that shit works??
(Gav) yeah man.. you cant let that bitch get away with the have you got a condom trick.
by GavinoPatta April 5, 2009
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