When Royal Mail employees are so lazy that they expect to deliver parcels late for £10+ per hour otherwise they collectively don't bother turning up to work at all creating the Royal Fail.
Joe: "Yo, Dave, did you get round to buying those creps for your missus?"
Dave: "Nah, mate. Otherwise I'd be waiting over a month for the Royal Fail to deliver them, better to go with UPS"
Dave: "Nah, mate. Otherwise I'd be waiting over a month for the Royal Fail to deliver them, better to go with UPS"
by uknationalist1995 October 1, 2022
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by QuacksO January 12, 2020
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by JrHoodRat November 29, 2024
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*12pm Arrives*
Royal: Sorry I can't make it I have something to do.
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Camila: Hey, Royal do you wanna sky dive at 12pm?
Royal: Sure.
*12pm Arrives*
Royal: Sorry I can't make it I have something to do.
by DrippingWax January 16, 2022
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by FlyLynsFly February 6, 2024
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