Kitchen raccoon

a woman who goes into the kitchen before bed and eats a bit of all the trash after dumpster diving the cabinets

My wife decided to be a kitchen raccoon tonight and found the old cosmic brownie at the back of the pantry

by Joaninha_Boa June 17, 2025

juan hernandez-rico

SomeJuan who wears a red and black jacket as he smacks me right now for writing this definition

Juan Hernandez-Rico get your red and black jacket out of the kitchen

by Fromthekid January 29, 2015

Steven the raccoon

Steven is a raccoon that is intelligent and stops anyone who gets in hes masters way.

Yoo its steven the raccoon lets go thank him for hes good deeds.

by Stevenson nigga ass November 11, 2018

my tears ricochet

My tears ricochet is about Taylors stolen albums.
I didn’t have it in myself to go with grace -RED
And you’re the hero flying around saving face - SN
And if im dead to you why are you at the wake? - REP
Cursing my name, -FEARLESS
wishing i stayed -1989
Look at how my tears ricochet- debut

did you know that my tears ricochet is about taylors stolen albums? yes,and did you know its the best folklore song?

by swiftiegirly January 25, 2024

The Annexation of Puerto Rico

When you're f**king a girl(or guy) from the back, and before you bust, you pull your weiner out, letting it rest at a perfect 180° between her(or his) a** cheeks. Remembering to moan while doing so, convincing the girl(or guy) that you have already finished. Holding out for the perfect moment, when the girl(or guy) turns back towards you to ask,"wait did you just-", you fire your cream cannon, which, still being guided by the glutes, maintains the perfect trajectory to ooze her(or him) in the face.
It does not have to land in the mouth, just between the forehead and chin as well as the eyes.

"Bro, remember the girl I took home from the bar the other night?"
"Yeah?"
"Well, we were getting busy and we weren't using protection, and then she tells me not to cum inside her."
"Ah, so you had to pull out?"
"Yeah, but instead of wasting it on her lower back, I went for The Annexation of Puerto Rico."

by RJ55 February 22, 2025

Goddamnit Christina Ricci

I just read an article where Christina Ricci is talking about how much she hates "Lightning Crashes" and I'm like "Lightning Crashes?" So I look it up on YouTube... And now it's stuck in my head...

Hym 😑

Iam "What... Are you doing?" 🤨

Hym "The angel opens here AaaaaaAAAAAyes! HAAAAZEL COLORED EYE!"

Iam "Oh God... God... Goddamnit Christina Ricci!"

Hym "I fEEl it, COOOOOming bAAck OHgain! Lahke a rOll of thUUnder chasing the wind!"

Iam *inhales deeply and sighs, exasperated*

by Hym Iam March 1, 2025

The Breath Of The United States Of America (Cuba, Dominican Republic, And Puerto Rico)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of The United States Of America (Cuba, Dominican Republic, And Puerto Rico).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025