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Dehydrated Retardation

The latent condition lurking within motorists that bounds to the fore any time even two drops of rain fall. Drivers suffer a spontaneous loss of understanding regarding friction, momentum, and inertia.
In my rearview mirror I see a car sliding toward me with its bakes locked, the driver of which is clearly suffering from dehydrated retardation. Boom.
by Chuck Lindo October 22, 2010
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undiagnosed retarded

Also referred to as: "under the radar retard", "genius on the short bus", "functional stupidity", etc...

Someone that exhibits all the signs of mental retardation yet has somehow flown under the radar to date. A person eligible for the Special Olympics yet unaware of their eligibility, even if family and friends around the person see it clearly. A person of limited logic and decision making capabilities that is sometimes able to pass for normal.
Person A: Wait a minute.... what the hell did he do?
Person B: Ralphy quit his management job yesterday because he thinks he can make more money bussing tables
Person A: Ralph is undiagnosed retarded... what did you expect?
Person B: True...
by Kneel4me August 26, 2013
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new drug called retard

When someone is being complete and utterly stupid.
"Are you on that new drug called retard?" Is what you would ask the "Cash Me Ousside" girl.
by TwangyBubbles72 March 8, 2017
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Rear View Hottie

a girl who has the perfect back features but doesnt match up on the other side...head in the pillow kind of job!
man look at that girl in front of us shes hot!

*girl turns around*

shit what was that daphne and celeste song?!

you just got a rear view hottie! unlucky!
by marcopaulo37 October 13, 2009
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Oh Rearry

The act of proving somebody wrong, or in some cases the adjective used to eliminate any hostile advances made upon you from an outside force.

Oh Rearry can also be used as an alternative to the common term, Fuck You.
Guy: "You smell like stink!"
Other Guy: "Oh Rearry!?"
by ARRREDABULL August 13, 2017
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Gay Retard

by Dhfofodkbsbsj July 25, 2017
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super retarded dog

The funniest cartoon making fun of retarded people known to man. It is about the adventures of a retarded dog, who has no super powers, just super retarded, and his arch enemy.
Hey, isn't that the super retarded dog theme. S-U-P-E-R R-E tarded D-O-G!
by Waddle June 11, 2006
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