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Laptop Poop

The act of taking a massive shit while using your laptop to entertain yourself from anywhere from 5 to 20 minutes. An LTP is essentially multi-tasking. You can do some online shopping, look at porn, or just creep on young high school girls on facebook all at the push of a button while letting beershits explode from your rectum.

*Constipated LTP'ers may need to bring their charger and find an outlet near by.
Mazzo: "Hey Nick Costa! What are you doing over there?"
Nick: "I'm taking a Laptop Poop you retarded yellow-teethed pedophile"
by Shitter3000 January 16, 2011
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phantom poop

A massive poop is taken. On one wipe, the toilet paper shows no poop residue on it. Henceforth, the poop is phantom.
I could not believe I just took a phantom poop. It was like I didn't even go the paper was so clean!!!
by TeamTrox March 18, 2006
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poop lips

Having fecal matter in or around the lip area
"I got dem poop lips," said Billy the dinosaur.
by Clergyman December 21, 2008
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Youtube poop.

Youtube poop or more commonly used "YTP" refers to any video on youtube that is a collection of random scenes or clips from various cartoons, shows, movies, and games. Most contain dubs and voice overs from other shows and movies to make a scene deemed "unfunny" to be "funny". Most YTPs use Mario Brothers (90s TV series) and The Legend of Zelda (CD-i game.) These are the most popular two, but many other popular shows or cartoons used in YTPs are but not limited to iCarly (Teen Show on Nickelodeon), Spongebob (Cartoon on Nick.), Toy Story (Disney Pixar), Chowder (Series on Cartoon Network), and Pokemon (Anime).
That "King gets Rick Rolled" is a Youtube poop.
by bcmasta1 July 11, 2009
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podophobic

fear of feet.

An irrational and often hard to explain fear of feet. A podophobic may be squeamish at the sight, touch and sound of feet (if your podophobic, you know what sound a foot makes).

Can range from hesistance to touch a foot to wearing shoes to sleep and can get in the way of intimate relationships.
podophobic, talking to a foot

Podophobic: You are gross, pointless, and smell like a turd. Plus, if you ever come near me i'll scream...

Foot: *is a foot*

Podophobic: *screams in pure unadulterated fear and runs for the hills*
by vicious. March 4, 2007
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Poop Stick

A random stick or branch used to clean dog excrement off of the bottom of one's shoes. The stick can then be used as a weapon to use against others.
After cleaning Fido's giant pile off the bottom of my sneakers, I used the poop stick to smear feces on my sleeping stepdad.
by Charlie Buckspit November 18, 2013
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poop-chute

stick it up your poop-chute
by Hidalgo March 24, 2004
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