The act of taking a massive shit while using your laptop to entertain yourself from anywhere from 5 to 20 minutes. An LTP is essentially multi-tasking. You can do some online shopping, look at porn, or just creep on young high school girls on facebook all at the push of a button while letting beershits explode from your rectum.
*Constipated LTP'ers may need to bring their charger and find an outlet near by.
*Constipated LTP'ers may need to bring their charger and find an outlet near by.
Mazzo: "Hey Nick Costa! What are you doing over there?"
Nick: "I'm taking a Laptop Poop you retarded yellow-teethed pedophile"
Nick: "I'm taking a Laptop Poop you retarded yellow-teethed pedophile"
by Shitter3000 January 16, 2011
Get the Laptop Poop mug.A massive poop is taken. On one wipe, the toilet paper shows no poop residue on it. Henceforth, the poop is phantom.
I could not believe I just took a phantom poop. It was like I didn't even go the paper was so clean!!!
by TeamTrox March 18, 2006
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by Clergyman December 21, 2008
Get the poop lips mug.Youtube poop or more commonly used "YTP" refers to any video on youtube that is a collection of random scenes or clips from various cartoons, shows, movies, and games. Most contain dubs and voice overs from other shows and movies to make a scene deemed "unfunny" to be "funny". Most YTPs use Mario Brothers (90s TV series) and The Legend of Zelda (CD-i game.) These are the most popular two, but many other popular shows or cartoons used in YTPs are but not limited to iCarly (Teen Show on Nickelodeon), Spongebob (Cartoon on Nick.), Toy Story (Disney Pixar), Chowder (Series on Cartoon Network), and Pokemon (Anime).
by bcmasta1 July 11, 2009
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An irrational and often hard to explain fear of feet. A podophobic may be squeamish at the sight, touch and sound of feet (if your podophobic, you know what sound a foot makes).
Can range from hesistance to touch a foot to wearing shoes to sleep and can get in the way of intimate relationships.
An irrational and often hard to explain fear of feet. A podophobic may be squeamish at the sight, touch and sound of feet (if your podophobic, you know what sound a foot makes).
Can range from hesistance to touch a foot to wearing shoes to sleep and can get in the way of intimate relationships.
podophobic, talking to a foot
Podophobic: You are gross, pointless, and smell like a turd. Plus, if you ever come near me i'll scream...
Foot: *is a foot*
Podophobic: *screams in pure unadulterated fear and runs for the hills*
Podophobic: You are gross, pointless, and smell like a turd. Plus, if you ever come near me i'll scream...
Foot: *is a foot*
Podophobic: *screams in pure unadulterated fear and runs for the hills*
by vicious. March 4, 2007
Get the podophobic mug.A random stick or branch used to clean dog excrement off of the bottom of one's shoes. The stick can then be used as a weapon to use against others.
After cleaning Fido's giant pile off the bottom of my sneakers, I used the poop stick to smear feces on my sleeping stepdad.
by Charlie Buckspit November 18, 2013
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