Even if he/she filed his/her teeth down into serrated edges and wore black contacts, he/she still wouldn't have anybody convinced that he/she was really a shark. He/she was a poser, posing as a man eating denizen of the seas.
by Solid Mantis March 5, 2021
Get the Posermug. by Jmahan96 August 1, 2011
Get the Posermug. Someone who starts posing as an oddball or a weirdo once the stigma is gone and there's no social consequence. The kind of people who wouldn't smoke pot or do any drugs that would make them look like junkies until there was no stigma and everybody did it.
The oddball poser found a sense of comradery with a group of other oddball posers once there were no more odd people left, and phasing them out was complete.
by Solid Mantis May 1, 2020
Get the Oddball posermug. Somebody that lies about every aspect of their life, what they believe in, what they feel, and who they are. Somebody that has an endless amount of false names, not false screen names or something mostly benign, something a bit more malicious, but has many false names in real life and claims each one of them is his/her real name.
The girl was the kind of poser that didn't want anyone to accurately identify her, so she had numerous false names and looked like a different person on the outside almost every time you saw her.
by Solid Mantis May 12, 2021
Get the Posermug. A term used by skaters to describe another ‘fake’ or ‘all for show’ skater. Posers usually suck at skateboarding and can quite easily get on your nerves.
by BoomerTaj July 13, 2020
Get the Posermug. Someone that thinks a team wants to be like another team because the other team has the better record. Nobody likes to lose, but would you rather lose as you or win as somebody else? It doesn't take any honor to win.
If you're not fighting as you, what's the point of being undefeated? People wouldn't allow their team to lose without a fight, but before they wouldn't let them lose, they wouldn't let them become a poser team. They would rather their team be losers or underachievers who were themselves than to be overachievers who were somebody else, even if it seemed stupid to everybody else.
by Solid Mantis April 16, 2021
Get the Posermug. A type of dipshit who always claims to like a rock band or artist but has no clue what they do and who they are. Also they suck at guitar and steal other poeple's shit just to make them look good. The best they can play is a pentatonic, no more than that, if anything possibly 4 difficult bar chords.
These kind of people are much more into Guns N Roses or Metallica but can't even name on single song.
These kind of people are much more into Guns N Roses or Metallica but can't even name on single song.
Me: Yo bro is that a Metallica pick??? You like metal too?
Poser: Yeah absolutely I do!
Me: Name 3 of your favorite songs!
Poser: uhh, ummm, i dunno, like sandman whatever? i dunno bro
Me: Fuck you pathetic guitar poser! Get outta my face
Poser: Yeah absolutely I do!
Me: Name 3 of your favorite songs!
Poser: uhh, ummm, i dunno, like sandman whatever? i dunno bro
Me: Fuck you pathetic guitar poser! Get outta my face
by GazzeteBoke March 26, 2024
Get the Guitar Posermug.