National throw tall people day 

October 22, you can throw anyone over 5’10” with no permission needed

Guy: hey you know what today is?
Girl: why day is it?
Guy: it’s national throw tall people day...
Girl: please don’t

National throw tall people day by Iamutterlyalone October 21, 2020

old people 

the worst enemy of skaters, punks, hip-hop fans and generaly every young person who doesn't wear a tie and a cardigan... or lets just say every young person...no... every person
ironicaly old people, especialy old men are often the worst hooligans...
they come from "the past", a dark time when everyone killed at least one person- so dont fuck around with them unless you have balls like a panzerfaust.

i kinda hate old people and i hope i dont end up like the ones you meet in the public bus

old people by SgrDD March 11, 2008

crab people 

a species of child-sized, cave-dwelling crustaceans who have lived underground for thousands of years and plan to regain their stronghold on the surface by converting the men of our planet into whiny shopaholic pussies by having them emulate the metrosexual lifestyle seen on their fruitcake makeover show, "Queer Eye For The Straight Guy"

Dr. ZoidBerg, the doctor on Futurama, who is accepted among the humans another thousand years in the future

crab people by White Guy from Seattle November 23, 2003

sand people 

Term for arabs, generally considered a racial slur.

Iranians are sand people.

sand people by TruthForYou August 30, 2006

Power to the People 

A statement of empowerment for the general population. Used in the 60's and 70's as a call for revolution.

For Halloween, a coworker was a 60's hippie with a big fro. "Power to the People," I said.

Power to the People by yes juanito yes March 14, 2015

Teenaged old people 

Old people who still act like they're in their teens. Mainly women.

When old people esp women talk, gossip, and laugh very loudly and obnoxiously. They walk around shaking their asses and making fun of everyone.

Teenaged old people are awesome

Teenaged old people by Mushhroomss July 17, 2011

old people cookies 

soft cookies, usu. comtaining some sort of soft jelly filling. esp. if sold in a small white bag by pepperidge farm.

Everytime we go to my aunt's house, she serves us old people cookies.

old people cookies by Urinehat February 12, 2007