A recently formed government sector of law and order tasked with monitoring social media for any words considered offensive that current day.
Initially the division was formed with pure intent with the goal to shade people who are shit at comedy so they do not continue pursuing a career in it, but recently there has been an unsanctioned shift in the direction of preventing all comedy because humour is the enemy of progress and cannot be tolerated under any circumstance.
Recent studies have shown that people find the division a waste of tax payers money and want them to be disbanded.
So far there have been no arrests and average sentences result in pointless cancel attempts on twitter which don't work, suggesting that people consider them a joke, which unfortunately means they will have to cancel themselves as no jokes are allowed by their own standards
Initially the division was formed with pure intent with the goal to shade people who are shit at comedy so they do not continue pursuing a career in it, but recently there has been an unsanctioned shift in the direction of preventing all comedy because humour is the enemy of progress and cannot be tolerated under any circumstance.
Recent studies have shown that people find the division a waste of tax payers money and want them to be disbanded.
So far there have been no arrests and average sentences result in pointless cancel attempts on twitter which don't work, suggesting that people consider them a joke, which unfortunately means they will have to cancel themselves as no jokes are allowed by their own standards
"Did you hear the joke police tried to cancel Ricky Gervais?"
"lol good luck, they'll be gona long before he is"
"lol good luck, they'll be gona long before he is"
by Longbeer Feet November 19, 2020
Get the The Joke Policemug. Usually a fat "overly obese" cunt that like to this he is the real deal gangster but in fact is a snitch and will sell anyone out to get ahead or out of trouble
Commonly associated with meth addiction also
Commonly associated with meth addiction also
by 1800truthteller May 2, 2022
Get the Police informant dogmug. Police hocus-pocus ; is when the police turn a blind eye. It may still involve an infringement notice, but for the most part, they go easy on you.
Thankfully, the Police hocus-pocus, lead me to continue my journey without the relevant bike licence, only my car L's permit. I still copped a fine of $750AUD in the mail and once I reached my destination I was not to ride again till I had the official licence ment.
This happened twice actually, but the first time round I didn't get an infringement notice in the mail.
Live and Learn !!
This happened twice actually, but the first time round I didn't get an infringement notice in the mail.
Live and Learn !!
by Bryn Benn April 11, 2020
Get the Police hocus-pocusmug. 
Calling the police on the police.
She had called the police on the off duty police officer and his accomplice when they broke in her house and attacked the guy inside. Police were cracking down on police on police crime.
by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021
Get the Police on police crimemug. A person that bends over backwards to hurt others in the least intelligent way and or for no real purpose other than self importance. Goes out of their way to cause another to suffer either or both personally or financially. Their own life is so insignificant that to feel in control they abuse others in any insignificant way they can find to make themselves feel powerful. Contemptibly unimportant abuse of another.
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The Petty Police are the ones who calls Code Enforcement on another persons home when it has absolutely nothing to do with them and they are detrimental to the peace and tranquility of life.
by RLKI November 29, 2017
Get the Petty Policemug. When a crazy bitch has bipolar disorder but if you mention it around her, she'll have a fit. The acronym for the Boston Police Department is the same acronym for Bipolar Disorder; BPD.
by Hugh JassX August 4, 2022
Get the Boston police departmentmug.