A really poor bloke makes a porn, but he's got no money for a fluffer, he's sad but has to do it himself.
"where is my fluffer?"
"you are so poor you will have to do it yourself"
"fapfapfap *tear)
(lol he's Fluffing your own pole?")
"where is my fluffer?"
"you are so poor you will have to do it yourself"
"fapfapfap *tear)
(lol he's Fluffing your own pole?")
by ahbissofuckia July 16, 2009
variation of the words owned, pwned, and lwned. Basically menas to get owned by someone else, esp. in the game of lacrosse.
by Lax17 October 06, 2010
by istanalexoloughlinwithmyass April 03, 2018
Synonymous to "don't".
Girl 1: Why did he break up with you?
Girl 2: I own know, I always treated him right and I never cheated in him, I own know, for real.
Mother: What do you want for lunch?
Son: I own care, whatever we've got in da fridge.
Girl 2: I own know, I always treated him right and I never cheated in him, I own know, for real.
Mother: What do you want for lunch?
Son: I own care, whatever we've got in da fridge.
by Skrtgangster June 03, 2018
Certified pre-owned incestious black nigger cumslut
A slur used most commonly on discord used in its whole form "Certified pre-owned incestious black nigger cumslut" meaning a black slut who has sexual relationships with his family.
Commonly used on egirls or edaters who were exposed
A slur used most commonly on discord used in its whole form "Certified pre-owned incestious black nigger cumslut" meaning a black slut who has sexual relationships with his family.
Commonly used on egirls or edaters who were exposed
by Mikehall Jacksun May 23, 2025
"Thanks, Karina. I really appreciate it."
"No problem. Now, go to sleep, we leave tomorrow."
You wake up, and head to Karina's room. She's still asleep.
"Karina," you say, shaking her by the shoulder.
"Huh? Wha? Huh?" she says, waking up.
"It's time to go. We're leaving today."
"Finally. I'm fucking dead on my own schedule."
"No problem. Now, go to sleep, we leave tomorrow."
You wake up, and head to Karina's room. She's still asleep.
"Karina," you say, shaking her by the shoulder.
"Huh? Wha? Huh?" she says, waking up.
"It's time to go. We're leaving today."
"Finally. I'm fucking dead on my own schedule."
by Fizar June 12, 2020
by chillbilly* May 26, 2024