Really high and/or drunk. Feeling like you've lost your mind. Derived from "pickled" as in "my brain is in a pickle".
Pickled onions - onioned, get the drift?
Pickled onions - onioned, get the drift?
Rudeboi: "Yo, man what did you get up to last night?"
Stoner: "Got completely onioned, mate"
Rudeboi: "Cool story, bro"
Stoner: "Got completely onioned, mate"
Rudeboi: "Cool story, bro"
by millz22 August 16, 2013
Get the Onionedmug. a piece intended to be read without mirth but that could easily be published in The Onion; accidental satire
There are so many unintentional sexual puns in this article that it's hard to take it seriously. It's a Found Onion.
by schmub October 16, 2014
Get the Found Onionmug. A named used for the trashiest of anime trash weebs you will ever meet.
amazing and derpy and wonderful weebs.
amazing and derpy and wonderful weebs.
by flamingpancakes& October 11, 2016
Get the Spring Onionmug. Person 1: I'm like an onion...
Person 2: in what way?
Person 1: I'm always cold so I wear many layers, and I make everyone cry.
Person 2: in what way?
Person 1: I'm always cold so I wear many layers, and I make everyone cry.
by Katsudon_Person April 16, 2020
Get the Onionmug. .onion is a special top-level domain name denoting an anonymous onion service formerly known as the "hidden service", accessible through the Tor network. These addresses are not real DNS names, and the .onion TLD is not in the Internet DNS root directory. However, if the appropriate proxy software is installed, Internet programs such as web browsers can access websites with .onion addresses by sending the request over the Tor network.
The purpose of using such a system is to make it difficult to trace both the information provider and the person accessing the information, whether by the other, an intermediary network host, or an outsider. Web sites that offer special .onion addresses can provide an additional layer of identity assurance via EV HTTPS certificates. Providing an onion site also helps mitigate SSL stripping attacks by malicious exit nodes on the Tor network on users who would otherwise access traditional HTTPS clearnet pages through Tor.
The purpose of using such a system is to make it difficult to trace both the information provider and the person accessing the information, whether by the other, an intermediary network host, or an outsider. Web sites that offer special .onion addresses can provide an additional layer of identity assurance via EV HTTPS certificates. Providing an onion site also helps mitigate SSL stripping attacks by malicious exit nodes on the Tor network on users who would otherwise access traditional HTTPS clearnet pages through Tor.
by .Onion November 25, 2021
Get the .onionmug. A vagina of African descent.
Jake: "hey man, I finally had sex with a black girl"
Chad: "so you finally got some purple onion?"
Jake: "what?"
Chad: "yea, man didnt you look down while you were getting it in?"
Chad: "so you finally got some purple onion?"
Jake: "what?"
Chad: "yea, man didnt you look down while you were getting it in?"
by The real professor plum July 8, 2023
Get the Purple onionmug. A joke with layers, a joke that everyone 'passes around', a joke that gets even more funny as people 'pull each layer', adding more funny things about the joke.
Guy 1: "Look at the teacher's jumper..."
Guy 2: "Looks like it was made by his mum."
*laughs*
Guy 3: "Out of pubes."
*more laughs*
Guy 4: "Out of Chris-chan's pubes!"
*extreme laughing*
(the joke here is an onion)
Guy 2: "Looks like it was made by his mum."
*laughs*
Guy 3: "Out of pubes."
*more laughs*
Guy 4: "Out of Chris-chan's pubes!"
*extreme laughing*
(the joke here is an onion)
by XxHarvzBackxX February 20, 2022
Get the Onionmug.