Grass

Grass is a type of plant that has narrow leaves and grows from the base. It is commonly used to cover the ground in lawns and other areas. Grass obtains water from its roots in the ground and is typically green in color. Grasses belong to the family Poaceae, but the term can also include sedges and rushes. These plants have adapted to a similar lifestyle despite not being closely related. Grasses have various uses, including as food, drink, pasture for livestock, and materials for construction and clothing. Some grasses can grow very tall, while others can thrive in extreme climates. Grass is an important food source for many animals and helps prevent erosion. People have been using grasses for various purposes for thousands of years, including for food, building materials, and fuel. Now that you read this much about grass, you should probably touch some..

Jon: "Hey Garfield, have you touched grass?"
Garfield: "i love skibidi toilet ohio rizz zamn she's 12?! gyatt 69420 grimace shake sigma mewing streak fanum tax kai cenat bro got negative infinity morbin chill bill pizza tower barbenheimer bro got that nathaniel b ahh griddy bro Skibidi gyatt rizz only in ohio duke dennis did you pray today metal pipe falling i like yo cut g"
Jon: "nvm i know you haven't touched grass.."

by TheTurkeeFlee March 5, 2024

The Grass is Blue

A point someone admits they’re arguing just to argue with no intent of coming out with a valid point. Basically someone who thinks they’re always right.

Person 1: I proved you wrong like 3 times stop arguing
Person 2: the grass is blue bro

by alanipinkslush25 March 27, 2025

Grass Gaming

Literally Trash. So Bad That They Lie About How Good At Something They Are, And Then You Watch Them Do It And They Are Terrible At It. Kinda Like Playing A Game With A Keyboard Made Of Grass

Person1: yo my guy! The other day I sniped some kid so hard he raged
Person2: dude. you have to stop lying. you playing is like Grass Gaming

by Whenyoudiediediedie August 12, 2021

Grass

Short vegetation that grows over large areas, usually green. Grass may vary in lenth, texture, width, and color. Most areas in front of a home are covered with grass. Unheard of by mcyt Twitter.

Hey are you okay? You’ve been crying about minecraft block men again.. let’s go outside and touch some grass, yeah?

by sorrybutnotsorry January 8, 2021

Grass

The meaning of this strange phenomenon is a sharp and green plant which you have never seen.

Grass:where's the toilets
Other cow: 6

by Expiredwaterfrommysaliva April 24, 2025

Grass

I hate the jews

Boy the grass sure is getting tall. We better chop it down.

by anonymous January 29, 2024

Grass

Something that minecraft, gacha, countryhumans, countryballs, Harry Potter, kpop, roblox and any other fandom's Rule 34 creators/ enjoyers need to touch

E.g 1
Limp dick Tim: god, minecraft porn is hella good

Big cocked chad: go touch some grass.

E.g 2
Child: Gacha heat and Roblox heat are so good!

Chad: kid. Go gracefully wipe your hand on that green grass and get off your moms crusty iPad.

by I_seriously_need_a_life February 20, 2023