A dance in which the performer is too lazy and too anti-social to actually have friends with which to actually twerk.
by Star Platinum April 25, 2014

Vice president: Honey, I won the election! Wanna celebrate (winks)
Usha: Not tonight honeybuns, im feeling tired
Vice president: (eyeballs couch discreetly)
Usha: Not tonight honeybuns, im feeling tired
Vice president: (eyeballs couch discreetly)
by Dr Connery Sean August 17, 2025

Someone with a high level of awareness & wisdom in a particular field or fields that you have handy to test products for you and provide critical feedback to help you come to an educated decision
Crack dealers back in the day typically do not partake of their product or a neighboring competitors product to test it's quality.. so they give it to their fiend on the couch
by MacWhite7 May 12, 2024

When a grown person don't have their own home and goes from place to place sleeping on other people couches.
by Lordbear1 October 28, 2021

by Cju178 November 13, 2017

A person who is a lazy cunt. This word is usually said by people of German origin.
Only true memes will say this, the type of person who can make anything into a hilarious or dark humored joke.
Only true memes will say this, the type of person who can make anything into a hilarious or dark humored joke.
by DeutschlandUnion October 24, 2018

When your friend falls asleep/passes out in front of a crowd and you each take a turn placing your genitals anywhere from their forehead to the bridge of their nose.
"I don't remember putting the couch on Chris!?"
"I woke up with a weird taste in my mouth, did you guys put the couch on me?"
"I woke up with a weird taste in my mouth, did you guys put the couch on me?"
by tbfc February 23, 2024
