Worlds largest penis owner,
His Pubic hairs are so long, that they have gained Conscience and sentience and can rip pussy apart like a lawnmower.
When he urinates, he can flood a whole village.
His cock his so big he has turned into it.
His balls are so juicy and fat they can be used as basketballs and beanbags.
He has fucked every woman and man straight in the ass, making them all his bitch.
His Pubic hairs are so long, that they have gained Conscience and sentience and can rip pussy apart like a lawnmower.
When he urinates, he can flood a whole village.
His cock his so big he has turned into it.
His balls are so juicy and fat they can be used as basketballs and beanbags.
He has fucked every woman and man straight in the ass, making them all his bitch.
by ~AssBlastingBitchloid~ October 15, 2022
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Get the Larry mug.The rumour that has been going on sense the day the two of them met; that Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson are in a relationship, and toxic management made them hide it (People don't 'ship' them, they believe through many proofs that the two of them are together. There's a difference).
Everyone: Wow, Harry Styles kinda looks like Susan Boyle. And Louis Tomlinson looks like Frankie Sanford.
Louis Tomlinson: "2 months ago, I snogged Susan Boyle"
Louis Tomlinson: "Harry has a huge crush on Frankie Sanford. More of an obsession, actually"
Everyone: ... we gonna call this Larry Stylinson.
Louis Tomlinson: "2 months ago, I snogged Susan Boyle"
Louis Tomlinson: "Harry has a huge crush on Frankie Sanford. More of an obsession, actually"
Everyone: ... we gonna call this Larry Stylinson.
by c h e e s e d i p January 2, 2022
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Get the LARRY DRIP mug.The best shooter yall ever seen. He can beat everyone if he wants to. Has the most game outta all AND he gets the most and finest Bitches, if he wants to he can bag ur mom. Bleron,Eude,Hamza,Bilal,Daniel can't guard him, anis either. If u tryna spit game with a gyal and u have no rizz... aks larry for advice.
''ayo i can't talk with girls... lemme call larry Jordan.''
''Game on the line, u need a three for the game. Who you want to take the last shot? Curry or La- I WANT LARRY JORDAN!!!!!!?''
-Lmk if ur legs are fightin, I'll go between. -Larry Jordan''
''Game on the line, u need a three for the game. Who you want to take the last shot? Curry or La- I WANT LARRY JORDAN!!!!!!?''
-Lmk if ur legs are fightin, I'll go between. -Larry Jordan''
by Kevin Durant jaquavion the thi January 11, 2022
Get the Larry Jordan mug.A typical, white male who drives a sports car to compliment the comb-over. Avid fans of Nascar, say they're above Donald Trump but fight for the Bourjois, honk at the drive-thru for straws and refuse to retire. Pronounces macchiato "MACH-EE-ATO"
by sunny54f January 11, 2022
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