third pocket

The space in between the button on your jeans and your stomach. This is a pocket superior to all others as it allows you to be precariously close to your package without the suspicion of playing with yourself. Child molesters and senile old folks seem to have deeper third pockets than most people, but they could be venturing beyond the realm of the third pocket.

Dustin could not have been more content than right now as he walks down the street with his hand in his third pocket.

by Calcrazy December 9, 2008

Stash Pocket

A small pocket usually integrated into the tongue of trendy shoe brands. Aimed for pot heads who want an inconspicuous place to hide their weed (stash)

Y:Dude you got any mary jane?

X: Yea dude it's in my stash pocket.

by colourclassic October 6, 2008

pocket aces

Best hand in Texas Hold'em Poker composed of 2 aces, have the highest probability to win.

He went all in with his 2 kings and then I called and I had my nasty pocket aces. He was angry.

by onlinepokes December 10, 2006

Shirt pockets

A word for really small droopy boobs of little substance. boobs droopy

"I was with this chick and when she removed her wonderbra there were only Shirt pockets left. Disappointing"

by Janiebaby October 13, 2008

Pocket Daddy

Is an attractive older gay male under 5’5 with a strong presence that is consistently surrounded by twinks.

"That short guy Jacob is always with that twink Nic. He must be his Pocket Daddy.”

by Lillucky April 30, 2020

Party Pocket

The partay pocket - the breast pocket of your most finely pressed shirt. In the depths of this pocket you will find 2 of the stickiest of the ickiest pinnairs and lighter to satisfy your party needs

Man i am drunk as balls what do you say we hit that party pocket and go down to the river and piss on all the homeless people

by the bruijns March 25, 2007

Hamster Pocket

A term for anus derived from the character Minsc from Baldurs Gate always having his sidekick hamster Boo with him.

Comedian Dan Bialek coined the term after his co host Andrew DeWitt on the Gamedians podcast named Baldurs gate one of the funniest video games of all time due to Minsc always referring to Boo.

"That is the stupidest thing you ever said man, you must have pulled that one out of your hamster pocket!"

Jim-"My boss totally pissed me off yesterday so I told him to shove it in his hamster pocket."
Joe-"Oh man then what happened"
Jim-"I don't think he knew what it meant but I still got fired"

by Originalirishman February 9, 2013