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the now and later

knocking a person out during doggystyle coitus and ejaculating on the back of their head.
"the now and later" consists of riding a girl doggystyle, right before you finish, punch her in the back of the head, rendering her unconscious, then ejaculate on that very spot, that way when she comes to later, and feels the back of her head, theres a nice suprise waiting
by captain mcfrick July 26, 2009
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I understand it now

Phrase used when you perfectly master a task after messing up only one time.
lethal shooter throws a gummy bear in a water bottle in a far distance successfully but messes up the next attempt.

Lethal shooter: oh I understand it now.

Lethal shooter successfully makes the third attempt.
by TotalSwizzy November 5, 2024
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Speak Now

The best Taylor Swift album that Taylor Swift has ever released, argue with a wall.
1: "Speak Now is the worst album"
2: "Now go stand in the corner and think about what you did"
by urbandictionary.comlol November 27, 2023
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lmao now brown cow

When someone says lmao, people often say this to rhyme with them.

Ex: lmao lmao lmao

Ha lmao now brown cow
Lmao dude, that’s funny, lmao now brown cow
by John David May 15, 2018
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congratulations, you broke urban dictionary. good on ya!

in all seriousness, nobody really knows what this error means but it’s usually seen when you go to a page that has been removed or doesn’t exist.
aw man, i just got the “urban dictionary is busy right now” error!
by amami. December 24, 2021
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