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by sir_ratshake666 January 30, 2023
Someone who eats out a Furry in a Bunny costume, or a person in a sexualized bunny outfit. Someone getting it down in rabbit town.
by Loki Fire February 13, 2024
sympathy munch is when your friend is trying to initiate a unrequested FFM threesome and couldn't get the male to be erect so you offer to eat them out, out of pity bc you have secondhand embarrassment.
my friend came out and started trying to give my other friend head and he wouldn't get hard. so I gave her a sympathy munch
by letsgodoabump October 28, 2021
Going down on an older woman who is ridiculously hairy.
Similar to tasting the fuzzy purse or the bearded beaver.
Similar to tasting the fuzzy purse or the bearded beaver.
John: Where were you last night I tried to call you?
Paul: I went down on Rebecca Anderson's mom but it just felt like munching the leather gorilla.
John: Oh yeah I hear it's like a a bearded beaver.
Paul: Nah, bearded beaver is tasty, at least it wasn't a fuzzy purse.
John: Oh man, at least it wasn't a fuzzy pudding purse.
Paul: Yeah, but it stank of asparagus.
John: That tastes chief.
Paul: I went down on Rebecca Anderson's mom but it just felt like munching the leather gorilla.
John: Oh yeah I hear it's like a a bearded beaver.
Paul: Nah, bearded beaver is tasty, at least it wasn't a fuzzy purse.
John: Oh man, at least it wasn't a fuzzy pudding purse.
Paul: Yeah, but it stank of asparagus.
John: That tastes chief.
by TaylorS999 January 24, 2012
Subject to interpretation but generally means to tell someone to bit a cock, but "one" could mean any number of genitalia.
by Waxil April 14, 2018
Hey man, did you hear? The teacher let Phil munch muff after class yesterday! She must have wanted him bad.
by Papa Bravo Romeo December 10, 2019