ming

(v) To strike a woman while drunk, especially when you realize she's not going to give you any pussy.

(v) To utterly cockblock a friend when one is too drunk to score.

(n) A man who asks a woman whether her vagina is no longer functional when she refuses to engage in sexual intercourse with him. If he's drunk, he follows this up with striking (minging) her.

Donaldo totally minged that girl when she told him he had a big head.

Don just minged Jim after he found out the hag he'd been talking to was married.

When she wouldn't sleep with him, Don turned into a total ming.

by gimpn8ez April 30, 2011

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minger monty

Some girl who is a proppa ugly munter and a bit chavy.

Miiiiinger Monty "yea that girl who looks like a beaver is a right old minger monty"

by Louis White -- made it up November 21, 2006

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ming troll

a cross between a minger and a troll popularised by recent big brother:celebrity hi-jack contestant amy.

"dude you were voted the biggest ming troll at pgl so get over it"

by arronf January 14, 2008

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minge-butt

wen you but someone with your minge!
insted of the head

omg!!! that girl minge-butted me

by hannah:D October 21, 2008

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Minge Pilot

Someone that remains at a club after their friends have gone home.

Did you see that minge pilot at the club last night?

by fuckoff1234 March 29, 2009

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Minge Massacre

A vagina that resembles the bombing of a well populated urban area, especially those of the atomic inclination occurring at Hiroshima, Japan in World War II.

"You should have seen Kate's pussy, it was a total Minge Massacre! It's utterly catastrophic!"

by TuhLanDriuH Watkins December 6, 2009

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