Minecraft

A game full of annoying kids which matches Fortnite.

Billy: Wanna play some Minecraft?
Little Jimmy: No I rather play Fortnite.
Billy: Fortnite is gay.

by ITalkCrap December 18, 2019

Minecraft

The game where a upside down Iron helmet equals a minecart.

Person1*walks into a room
Person2:get the fuck out of my room i'm plaing minecraft

by Sub2Ole-O December 21, 2019

Minecraft

A game played by the gods

I'm playing Minecraft leave me alone

by Puppyface79 May 25, 2019

Minecraft

A retarded app that suspended my account cause my name was curvedpp69 and I made (only one) Nazi house

Minecraft can suck curvedpp69’s peepee

by BananaBootyButt May 25, 2019

Minecraft Gang

A group of mainly 10 year old kids who think they are well hard. They inhabit the realm of Minecraft and will often raid Roblox servers to spread Minecraftism.

"That Minecraft Gang is full of fucktards"

by Thot Patrol 69 June 1, 2019

Minecraft player

a very respected person. Are good in everything, and are extremely attractive. Often make fun of fortnite players for being FUCKING virgins.

Omg steve is a Minecraft player, he's so attractive

by Sir_FLIPFLOP June 4, 2019

Minecraft

The game that is a drug and you build a whole city but then your ashamed of your self so u kill ur self

mom can i play minecraft

sure hunny

5 hours later mum comes in room

OMG TIMMY WHY IS THERE BLOOD ON THE FLOOR

mom i plsyed to much minecraft *holding gun to head*

PULLS TRIGGER

NO TIMMY GOD DAMN MINECRAFT

by minecraftisthebest June 4, 2019