Minecraft

A very wholesome video game which provides a good community, and is approved by your parents.

Mom: Richard, time for supper!
Richard: Oh, I'm playing Minecraft.
Mom: I suppose I'll let you have 10 more minutes.

by IOnlyTypeQwertys June 23, 2022

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JENNABLE MINECRAFT

literally the kindest person EVER

"JENNABLE MINECRAFT,"
"true, true,"

by Nopacity March 22, 2022

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Cube game that gives you eternal happiness for only $26.95. Also minecraft is the proof of the communism works and the capitalism no.
Minecraft is the reason of the end of most friendships. You never know how is a person until you invite him at your minecraft world, be careful.

Exemple 1
Player: I bought minecraft, now I'm not depressed anymore.

Exemple 2
Communist player 1: Wana live together and share our resources?
Communist player 2: Sure.

Exemple 3
Capitalist player 1: you must give me 3 diamonds I sold you my stone.

Capitalist player 2: no, you must give me 7 diamonds for all my redstone.

Capitalist player 1:I hate you, I don't want us to be friends anymore.

by SpoonSlayer August 8, 2021

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5 Minecraft Youtubers Who've Sworn

A cautionary tale for kid-friendly Minecraft youtubers about the dangers of swearing

Mike was a popular Minecraft youtuber. He was up there with the greatest of all time until a person smaller than him called Best Trends made a video called "5 Minecraft Youtubers Who've Sworn" which brought him to his knees when an earlier video of his containing him saying the f-word was featured in the video. Now, Mike is in a mediocre 9-5 clerk job at a supermarket. Don't swear, kids!

by OninIsNotSomebody July 2, 2024

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