A name typically given to a man whose dick will never stop hurting. A Mike Ockhurts is a good man that you will love but his dick hurts so much that it shrinks by one inch every year.
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See also bartender, sammich maker, bill clinton impressionist.
See also bartender, sammich maker, bill clinton impressionist.
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Get the Coach Mike mug.When a solution is addressed in the most complicated fashion imaginable, and with the best of intentions, with the ultimate worst case outcome resulting.
I went to the library to print out the mapquest directions to my interview. My friend picked me up, and knew roughly where the location was. About halfway there we turned to the directions to find the exact location. After following themwe we’re back at my starting point. I had read to them the return directions. It was a Mike strike for sure.
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