by Gloul April 17, 2021
The month after No Finger Febuary. During this month all participating people with vaginas must masturbate at least 3 times each day wich shouldn't be hard if you participated in NFF.
by im u fucking sadist17 April 05, 2021
by xHilarious iFunny January 12, 2015
A guy's preferred masturbation toy can be another dude's asshole or mouth that he fucks and uses to get his rocks off.
by USAF Cadet July 15, 2021
The act of cutting off the head of a rat and "neck-fucking" it. The term rattus comes from the latin meaning of the rat family. It is best to masturbate this way in an apartment and/or tenant infected with rats. People do this because the insides (blood and guts) of a rat feel like the next closest thing to a woman's vagina. In Dirty Rattus Masturbating, there is no need to disinfect the rat. If you would like to disinfect the rat, please look up "Sterilized Rattus Masturbating".
"I was staying at a cheep hotel in New York City by myself and took it upon myself to Dirty Rattus Masturbate." (infinitive of Dirty Rattus Masturbation.)
by nilano's other friend February 07, 2009
by zigguziggu October 14, 2019
Describing the, "Masturbation-fueled car" is very simple. Designed in the future seeing how the world was corrupted by computers/video games, the common male couldn't get, "Laid." So, GM(General Motors} created the, "Masturbation-fueled car." Also known as the, "MFC" To help the common loser, geek, nerd, and loner. Soon to be created by the makers of the, "MFC."
The MF Powered Motorcycle
The MF Powered Lawn Mower
The MF Powered Truck
The MF Powered Air Plane (to prevent terrorist attacks)
The MF Powered Boat
The MF Powered Water Jet
The MF Powered Gym Shoes
The MF Powered Motorcycle
The MF Powered Lawn Mower
The MF Powered Truck
The MF Powered Air Plane (to prevent terrorist attacks)
The MF Powered Boat
The MF Powered Water Jet
The MF Powered Gym Shoes
by Sayitlikeit_is September 12, 2004