Mario brothers

When one man’s penis touches toilet seat or rim of a toilet that another mans penis has touched - similar to Eskimo brothers but for toilets.

Man, your toilet is small, my dick touched the rim of it while sitting down.

I think we just became Mario brothers after that.

by curried_dmoney May 22, 2023

speedrunner mario

Terminal montage's creation which is the yahoo man but fast.

Person 1:have you heard of speedrunner mario
Person 2:yaho

by when you bottom text November 2, 2022

my super Mario bros movie poster

My secret weapon…

I will hit freewifim8 with my super Mario bros movie poster

by Smm2lover29383837454363 July 11, 2023

mario singing amogus drip

A viral video on the internet with 323k views, shocasing an edit of marios voice singing amogus.

Hello it's a me Maaaaa rio. It's a me aahuaayeee, Aaaahahaaahahahaaa!!!
Okie Dokie let's-a-go, Maaario. Soo long gay bowserrrr eee, Aaaahaahahahahaaa.
Me: Bro check out "Mario singing Amogus drip 10 hour loop."

Rahmõnd: Why don't you stop listening to amogus drip and start getting some fucking bitches to drink some pussy drip.

Me: Motherfucking... The chances of me killing you are low.. but never zero

Rahmond The Racist: Yeah?

Me: Unlike your adoption certificate.

Rahmõnd: Oh noooooooooo
Rahmond

Raymond: Thank you I'm not a beaner anymore.

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 1, 2022

Marios

Marios is the kindest, funniest, smartest guy you will ever meet. He is a trustworthy person who will welcome you with open arms and who will appreciate you for who you are. Marios is a great listener and is always a gentleman, he will go out of his own way to make you feel special. He is the right person to turn to for advice and is always open to have deep conversations. If you ever get into a relationship with a Marios, never let go.

You are dating Marios? What a lucky person.

by ..0-0 November 7, 2021

Mario Zepeda

A sexy beast with a bbc cracked at Fortnite and roblox.

Omg Mario Zepeda’s packing like 10 inches😍

by Rizzzgoddddd November 11, 2023

Full Mario kart

Everything's going great and you end up losing. Becoming so black out angry you want to punch holes through everything and throw your couch through a wall

I got my taco Bell order home and they forgot my Mexican pizza. I pulled back in there and went Full Mario Kart.

by Xbombtrackx October 10, 2017